I take it out in the open and laugh at it.

Don't ever make the same mistake twice, unless it pays.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork

I am serious, so I laugh a lot. You need to laugh. You don't laugh enough. I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.