Don´t order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

Don´t order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

Most drag impersonations are a drag. But everyone can like Geraldine. The secret of my success with Geraldine is that she's not a put-down of women. She's smart, she's trustful, she's loyal, she's sassy. Most drag impersonations are a drag. But women can like Geraldine, men can like Geraldine, everyone can like Geraldine.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.