Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings.

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.

You really don't want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Meetings are a symptom of bad organization. The fewer meetings the better.