Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings.

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

You really don't want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football is a metaphor for America's sinfulness.