France had neither winter nor summer nor morals - apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country

God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

I do not want Michaelangelo for breakfast - but for luncheon - for dinner - for tea - for supper - for between meals.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million