God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

I will say this much for the nobility: that, tyrannical, murderous, rapacious and morally rotten as they were, they were deeply and enthusiastically religous. Nothing could divert them from the regular and faithful performace of the pieties enjoined by the Church.

France had neither winter nor summer nor morals - apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million

Adam was the only man who, when saying a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.