T. J. Miller
Related T. J. MILLER AL FRANKEN Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then ... JACK HANDY BILL WATTERSON CASEY WILSON JOHN PATRICK HICKEY I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolut... ROBERT MANKOFF LARRY DAVID GERARD WAY We laugh at our stories now, but it wasn't funny five and six months ago. ALEXIS DEBRAM I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he&... NORM MACDONALD DEMETRI MARTIN When you don't have a laugh track, you can make the clothes funny. We can make a sign funny. We ... MITCHELL HURWITZ HARLAND WILLIAMS TERRY BRADSHAW I had him autograph a picture of us taken then. It was pretty funny. DILLON DOUGHERTY I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say h... SHASHANKBISHT Then the Depression came along, and rich playboys and flappers weren't funny anymore, DEAN YOUNG CHEVY CHASE ROBERT A. HEINLEIN STEPHEN COLBERT JEFF DUNHAM TRE COOL LAUREN OLIVER If I'm ever at a mall or some kind of place where there's a lot of younger girls, some peopl... JAKE EPSTEIN LEWIS CARROLL REBECCA HALL Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed. CELIA JOHNSON If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not f... CALVIN TRILLIN I released an album then, and it didn't do anything. Everyone thought I was that funny dude. JAMIE FOXX BILL HICKS I think it's funny. [on a T-shirt which read 'I NICKY HILTON ZACH GALIFIANAKIS Propaganda as an art form is kind of funny. Golf is funny. It just put a smile on my face. DANNY ROBERTS It is a pretty funny word, but it doesn't mean anything. I started using it here, and then everyone ... FERNANDA DA VALLE Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble. TAYLOR HAWKINS A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. BOBBY DARIN LARRY THE CABLE GUY I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don... MAYA RUDOLPH And then there's some certain physical similarities just in stature and the way they move. They move... HAROLD RAMIS CHRISTOPHER GUEST THOMAS JANE The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights... CHERI OTERI When I play a game, I want to play, not necessarily laugh. If you try to make me laugh at the expens... DOUG TENNAPEL F. SIONIL JOSE MATT GROENING Earl was laughing about it by then. He thought it was funny. CHRIS BARNES If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. DANE COOK GEORGE FOREMAN TREVOR NOAH It's funny: most people who recognize me on the subway and stuff - it's much more they think... PAUL GIAMATTI I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And t... CARROT TOP They were not merely quipsters and storytellers, nor were they only song and dance entertainers. The... STANLEY GREEN TERRY PRATCHETT SARAH J. MAAS People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty o... MICHAEL PATRICK KING LES DAWSON JACKIE MASON They trip, fall, lay down flat on their face and have no idea of what is going on. Sometimes all you... ANDREW BERNARD When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then ... SCOTT THOMPSON TED ALLEN I'm the ultimate studier of comedy. I grew up in a very funny household. My dad is the king of o... SUSAN KELECHI WATSON CHARLES M. SCHULZ If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hosta... JACK HANDY EVANNA LYNCH Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off t... AARON WILLIAMS DAVID NICHOLLS BOB NEWHART I find it funny how people say "live life as if today was your last day." But then go home and waste... MILAN STOJILOVIC MILLIE BOBBY BROWN I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a ... DAVID CROSS In preschool, I would plan out my show-and-tell every week to be funny and exciting. Then in first g... MAXIM KNIGHT I don't think I'm an intentional liar, but I'm a little bit of an exaggerator sometimes.... AUTRE NE VEUT SHAH RUKH KHAN The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, or scenarist, You get to have multiple personali... FUNNY, HUMOR, SCREENWRI I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts ... KATE BECKINSALE He'll say some pretty funny stuff at the expense of a lot of people in the audience, but then he'll ... GREG THOMPSON JAY PHAROAH A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding foreve... DIANA VREELAND I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funn... DAVID JAVERBAUM It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and impr... ABEL FERRARA I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny. A real charmer ... JASON MANTZOUKAS MICHAEL KEATON BILL HICKS BRYSON TILLER CASPER SMART We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't ge... CALVIN TRILLIN Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, tha... NORM MACDONALD BOB FELLER GENE WILDER If I could ever be on a Missy Elliott record, I could then die. Missy Elliott, Mary J. Blige - I lov... NEKO CASE DWAYNE JOHNSON When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then everyone will look at you funny and think to the... JAMIE K. BATES Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some ... ELLEN MUTH Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilario... CAITLIN HALE MARYJANICE DAVIDSON SOLON If you can walk away from a comedy thinking it was funny yet also feeling good about the people you ... GREG GARCIA With drama, you know if you're having a true moment, but in comedy, if somebody doesn't laug... BROOKE NEVIN But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will travers... THOMAS HADEN CHURCH
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build and very easy to de... T J WATSON The decline of manners, the cynical pursuit without shame or restraint of personal advantage and of ... J. IRWIN MILLER Business chief executive officers and their boards succumb to the pressures of the financial markets... J. IRWIN MILLER I would be a poorer person if the only things I knew were what I had found out for myself. J. IRWIN MILLER I think most of us sense that it is a responsibility of the humanities to try to help better the con... J. IRWIN MILLER We are afraid to face the hard questions. We are willing to tackle drugs, crime, and public educatio... J. IRWIN MILLER The calling of the humanities is to make us truly human in the best sense of the word. J. IRWIN MILLER Television preachers extract money from the poor to live in a style and to indulge in shameful acts ... J. IRWIN MILLER The most important service to others is service to those who are not like yourself. J. IRWIN MILLER J. R. MILLER Every superhero, every Chosen One, goes through a painful and difficult process of Becoming. On this... SAM J. MILLER Engineering is the professional and systematic application of science to the efficient utilization o... T. J. HOOVER AND J. C. L. FISH T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN MR. T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T ICE T MR. T T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN T-PAIN MR. T The pain and hurt which i feel,
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I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. 
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln... 
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin 
I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages. 
If someone is trying to share a laugh and you personally do not find it funny, then just move on and... 
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and le... 
One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. 
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell som... 
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitchi... 
You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then... 
What's funny is funny. The same thing that made you laugh a hundred years ago makes you laugh no... 
Death isn't funny." 
The only thing that I don't like is my kids watching comedy that isn't actually funny. There... 
The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life an... 
It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious 
Funny how things can stay the same forever and then change so quickly. 
Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. 
If you imagine yourself to be someone who is very uncomfortable in their own skin, then it does funn... 
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. 
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. 
As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're lau... 
What's interesting about Laurel and Hardy is that in most comedy teams, there's a straight m... 
I think all good drama is funny. All the best drama is ultimately very funny. Life is funny. You can... 
Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting ... 
On 'The Simpsons,' I will say that we definitely like to comment on what's going on in t... 
It's funny. I remember calling Ali and telling him, 'If we have this fight, you and I will get $5 mi... 
I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction... 
They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room fo... 
If Feyre can't be bothered to listen to orders, then I can't be held accountable for the consequence... 
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's ... 
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny ... 
The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and... 
Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Kra... 
Sometimes, the other characters are too normal and then you start to be brought back to reality but ... 
If you're at school and you're not that bright or good-looking or popular or whatever, and one day y... 
Funny is funny is funny. 
I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some ... 
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a ban... 
Snoop Dogg is hilarious. T.I. is really funny. Who else? 50 Cent is hilarious. Jay-Z is funny. I'... 
When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy... 
I always laugh when I listen to my old stuff. I was just trying way too much back then. Doing too ma... 
Honestly, I like someone who is really grounded, super sweet, honest. I need them to have a sense of... 
You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they'll cheat on the golf course, they'll cheat in business, ... 
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. 
The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwa... 
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago."
Men and women do have different perspectives on comedy and I think we have different approaches to w... 
I find Denver's hipster scene to be fully unique. 
We're not a nation divided: we're a nation broken, and anything broken can be fixed. 
It is a great deal easier to do that which God gives us to do, no matter how hard it is, than to fac... 
I'm a fan of Jay-Z, I'mma always be a fan of Jay-Z. 
Once people tell me I can't do stuff, I'm going to go and make it happen. 
Most geniuses are weird. 
I don't worry. I don't doubt. I'm daring. I'm a rebel. 
A lot of the younger kids now can rap, but they're scared of the crowd. Mastery of that stage is... 
If you're really a rapper, you can't stop rapping. 
The right to bear arms is because it's the last form of defense against tyranny. 
To be a bodyguard is to be a kamikaze pilot. Dedicated. 
Back in the day, I would wear up to 45 pounds of gold. It would take me four hours to get dressed!