I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

I do have the roller skates from 'Boogie Nights.'

When I was 3, my parents strapped on a pair of Playskool plastic roller skates to my feet, and that's where the story begins.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.