Ambrose Bierce
Related "If you're cup is half empty, you can blame it on others, or you can fill it up yourself.." REZA FARIVAR One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or hal... ALEXANDER JODOROWSKY PETER DAVID Whether the glass is half full or half empty depends on whether it was full in the first place. LIVVY ANDERSON ALEXANDER POPE She was only half Bird now, and the other half song. She liked it that way. KATHERINE CATMULL UNKNOWN The church is only a secular institution in which the half-educated speak to the half-converted. WILLIAM RALPH INGE W. R. INGE The first half was our half. The second half was their half. Fortunately for us, we had the lead and... CHRIS WATSON We did some soul-searching. Was the cable industry obsolete? Was it an opportune time to get out? Ou... BRIAN ROBERTS He wouldn't call a glass of water half full or half empty; he'd assume it was poisoned and run away.... MICHAEL REISMAN JEAN GIRAUDOUX She was the half-whispers born from half-thoughts, the half-breaths of dying half-hearts. HUBERT MARTIN I was pleased with the last half of the second half. The first half was a carry over from Nevada. RILEY WALLACE This was the first half. We're now about to start the second half. GEORG KOFLER The fans showed their disapproval at half-time, which was right, but we showed great courage in the ... DAVID TUTTLE One day in fridge their was a empty milk carton and a half full milk carton.The half full milk carto... GARY F EVANS... Tag, you know ‘half-and-half’ is a pejorative use of an ableist term,” Jett chastises. “Both... MATT WALLACE Politeness is only one half good manners and the other half good lying. MARY WILSON LITTLE Politeness is only one half good manners and the other half good lying. MARY WILSON LITTLE They fouled us a lot in the first half. We were in the bonus early in the second quarter. We went to... ANDREW FRANK The first half was offense, the second half was defense. JAMES DEVLIN A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. JEFF COOPER That was the best second half I've seen us play ... We scored only three points in the first half, a... JAMES FLEMING We succeeded in changing the culture of fear. Before the president was half god, half president. Now... GEORGE ISHAK Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted, and the trouble is I don't know which half WILLIAM HESKETH LEVER The first half has always been as battle with East Burke. But in the third quarter we came out and s... JEFF PARHAM ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF ROBERT HALF Belief is like a glass of water that is either half full or half empty or about to get filled,depend... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I count myself well educated, for the admirable woman at the head of the school which I attended fro... CATHERINE HELEN SPENCE One of our goals was to have a quarter where we only gave up nine points or less. Instead, we only g... JASON ASBELL I’m different,” said the Kid. “My gran always said I was half clever, half stupid, and half cr... CHARLIE HIGSON CHRISTOPHER GUEST GEORGES CARPENTIER NOVALIS To me, the glass is always half full, never half empty. EDDIE MONEY The first half was a lot better than the second half. BRIAN VAN DEUSEN Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half. JOHN WANAMAKER The second half is how we have to play. That half was played with a sense of urgency. KYLE KORVER The arena was only half full for a preseason opener, ... I was surprised because you think of Detroi... TAMPA TRIBUNE CONRAD BLACK CHARLES BAUDELAIRE I like to look at the glass half full. ABDULLAH II OF JORDAN A teacher's day is half bureaucracy, half crisis, half monotony and one-eighth epiphany. Never mind ... SUSAN OHANIAN I thought the first half was pretty even, and in the second half the game sort of opened up a bit. HYLTON DAYES MATSHONA DHLIWAYO STATEMENTS BECCA FITZPATRICK That was a pretty tough second half. There's nothing in the first half of this year that is going to... MICHAEL TYNDALL BUM PHILLIPS That was the difference. Our defensive intensity was there in the first half and non-existent in the... LISA BLUDER The power was out for about an hour and a half, SCOTT GRIMES Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. JOHN WANAMAKER OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN The first half was quite even, but it was a case of how many we were going to score in the second ha... DEREK JOHNSTON He was great in the second half. In the first half, he looked like a drunk driver. MIKE DAVIS You can never tire, never wilt-and become half-tyrant, half-psychiatrist, half-madman, and half-dead... DIRK BENEDICT You didn’t argue with Griffin when there was a plan involved. In this town, Griffin Bing was The M... GORDON KORMAN PAUL CHATFIELD There's a great deal of women in film school. I was not the only woman in my class at UCLA. When... GINA PRINCE-BYTHEWOOD Some people see the liquid and think half full. Others only see the air and think half empty. Someti... MCCALL HOYLE Have the heart of a lion and the mind of an eagle. ROBERTO TORRES LIFESTYLE TRAINER EDWIN EDWARDS The glass is neither half empty nor half full, but quite simply at a point of maximum potential CHRIS BOYER see the water in the glass and care not whether it's half empty or half full ANGELICA NIGHTINGALE That was the only thing that was disappointing about the first half. AGNUS BERENATO SOURCE UNKNOWN It was measured about 10 times and half the measures seemed to show it was okay while the other half... MICHEL VION We were in the bonus in the first half and had a chance to extend our lead. It was like a different ... JEFF TURNER SADAHARU OH SADAHARU OH
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I remember so many things [. . .] The problem is, only half of them are true . . . and the half whic... 
Not half so swift the trembling doves can fly,
When the fierce eagle cleaves the liquid sky;
N... 
One half of the world will never understand the other half, and it doesn't matter which half you're ... 
The church is only a secular institution in which the half-educated speak to the half-converted 
Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half? 
Laziness is a secret ingredient that goes into failure. But it's only kept a secret from the per... 
Hard work without talent is a shame, but talent without hard work is a tragedy. 
I have a half Lab and half golden retriever named Henry and then the other one, Lucy, is half Akita ... 
Attack is only one half of the art of boxing. 
Knowledge is only one half. Faith is the other. 
Economics is half psychology and half Grade Three arithmetic, and the U.S. does not now have either ... 
Modernity signifies the transitory, the fugitive, the contingent, the half of art of which the other... 
Whether your cup is half-full or half-empty, remind yourself there are others without one. 
The only way to know if the glass is half empty or half full is to measure it really accurately, lik... 
Anything was better than nothing. Half-full was better than empty. Ignorance was the lowest form of ... 
Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. 
When I first arrived in America, the very first place I came was California, and I rented a house in... 
Scandal is what one half of the world takes pleasure inventing, and the other half in believing. 
He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. 
Whether a glass is half full or half empty depends on the attitude of the person looking at it. 
The opponents and I are really one. My strength and skills only half of the equation. The other half... 
The opponents and I are really one. My strength and skills only half of the equation. The other half... 
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure. 
Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the e... 
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.