He had the artistic metempsychosis which is half drunk when sober and looks down on airships when stimulated.

Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober

She's not drunk, she's just not sober.

Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk."
"Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.

Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.

Just because you're sober, don't think you're a good driver, Cookie.