He is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

The man with the best job in the country is the Vice-President

When I was a kid I was told anyone could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off