Sometimes students find it funny when it happens to someone else.
CHRIS AUSTIN If someone is experiencing blackouts, it is a good indication that they are drinking too much. It is...
CHRIS AUSTIN I knew someone who remembers eating Sunday afternoon with their family then snapping out of it on Th...
CHRIS AUSTIN The number of different things that you can do with these mice is huge. One can say, 'OK, show me al...
CHRIS AUSTIN A lot of students that have a blackout for the first time learn from it and stop drinking so much. I...
CHRIS AUSTIN A brownout occurs when you forget what happened until you start hearing about it and then your memor...
CHRIS AUSTIN This is primarily because it is illegal for a lot of the student population. A lot of students are a...
CHRIS AUSTIN A blackout is similar to any side effect of drinking too much such as vomiting or abnormal behavior....
CHRIS AUSTIN Our speculation of gas and oil prices made the prices go up before the hurricane hit. Students perce...
CHRIS AUSTIN God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY When walking through the 'valley of shadows,' remember, a shadow is cast by a Light.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY We feel confident that the Tampa Bay area and our community can produce a successful Republican conv...
AL AUSTIN You can't win the presidency if you don't carry Florida. That gives us a leg up.
AL AUSTIN We lost out by a flip of the coin. This time that's not going to happen.
AL AUSTIN They are deserving of any type of honor they receive. I think it's fantastic. Their teams are family...
AL AUSTIN They've become real Americans. They fit right into the mainstream.
AL AUSTIN I did a play I think my first six months on the show, called Bullpen. Then I got involved with Theat...
AUSTIN PECK To be honest, I know this probably sounds corny or whatever because I'm a musician, but listenin...
AUSTIN MAHONE An Englishman thinks seated; a Frenchman, standing; an American, pacing; an irishman, afterward.
AUSTIN O'MALLY There wasn't one particular thing that made us say we needed to have this drill, it's more of a gene...
MARY AUSTIN When a woman ceases to alter the fashion of her hair, you guess that she has passed the crisis of he...
MARY AUSTIN Genius . . . arises in the natural, aboriginal concern for the conscious unity of all phenomena.
MARY AUSTIN We have 60 hills of rhubarb now. When we bought the farm in 1946 we found it coming up in the pastur...
MARY AUSTIN If you are not at your ideal body weight and are not active, over time, you have a risk of diabetes.
MARY AUSTIN Our emergency preparedness is always an ongoing priority. We're constantly working on it at the Clin...
MARY AUSTIN The Stoughton tornado was probably a motivator as well, because that could just as easily have been ...
MARY AUSTIN What women have to stand on squarely is not their ability to see the world in the way men see it, bu...
MARY AUSTIN People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker
MARY AUSTIN These findings are very reflective of what we see around the world. The rise in weight and obesity i...
MARY AUSTIN Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY A habit of debt is very injurious to the memory.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY The weaker the man in authority... the stronger his insistence that all his privileges be acknowled...
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY I got my boobs done because I wanted to even out my lower half, and I thought that would take the fo...
COCO AUSTIN I've always had a booty even when I was a baby, and when I was in high school and was skinny, I ...
COCO AUSTIN I was told I was fat in the modeling world, and a director on a shoot told me I needed to lose weigh...
COCO AUSTIN It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Knowledge, without common sense," says Lee, is "folly; without method, it is waste; without kindne...
AUSTIN FARRAR Depending on how you looked at it, Darren was our Mick Jagger (designated swaggering extrovert) to S...
AUSTIN GROSSMAN Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY If you ever find that you're the most talented person in the room, you need to find another room.
AUSTIN KLEON An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Government can be bigger than any of the players on the field as a referee, but it has no right to b...
AUSTIN IGLEHEART The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Knowledge, without common sense, says Lee, is folly; without method, it is waste; without kindness, ...
AUSTIN FARRAR To meet my goals, I couldn't let up when I was playing tennis.
TRACY AUSTIN The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Tears are the summer showers to the soul.
ALFRED AUSTIN Confusion is an often too subtle sign of paranoia.
ANNE AUSTIN If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Wear the old coat and buy the new book.
AUSTIN PHELPS The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Genius . . . arises in the natural, aboriginal concern for the conscious unity of all phenomena.
MARY AUSTIN Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
AUSTIN O'MALLEY Here lies who, born a man, a grocer died. [Fr., Ne homme--mort epicier.]
ALFRED AUSTIN Music is my life. I love doing it, so I just do it nonstop all day. And with dancing, I wanted to pu...
AUSTIN MAHONE It's been amazing getting to go from city to city and perform for thousands of people. It's ...
AUSTIN MAHONE When I first discovered for myself the Celtic Twilight and read the earlier poems of Yeats and other...
AUSTIN CLARKE Teenage years, having gone through it all, I know it's a rough, rough time, and I would say to a...
AUSTIN STOWELL I was the guy who was friends with everybody. Yes, I had my core group of friends, but I wasn't ...
AUSTIN STOWELL There is no gardening without humility. Nature is constantly sending even its oldest scholars to the...
ALFRED AUSTIN Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are.
ALFRED AUSTIN Exclusiveness in a garden is a mistake as great as it is in society.
ALFRED AUSTIN Public opinion is no more than this: what people think that other people think.
ALFRED AUSTIN The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden i...
ALFRED AUSTIN The number one thing I've been doing is being daddy.
AUSTIN PECK A secret talent or hobby... Hmm... I weirdly collect shot glasses.
AUSTIN MAHONE Especially when you deal with comedy, you have got to be really honest because it's the honesty ...
AUSTIN PECK The Obama administration took rapid and decisive action to restructure GM and Chrysler. Within a fai...
AUSTIN LIGON It's really historic; it's amazing. What else in California do the L.A. Chamber of Commerce and the ...
BEN AUSTIN Sycophantic behavior exists anywhere you go,
BEN AUSTIN He gave it serious consideration; he had a number of conversations with his family. He is not going ...
BEN AUSTIN [While the U.S. media] was praising freedom on the march after the Iraqi elections, he told the real...
BEN AUSTIN He looked like he was walking off the streets in Iraq, ... He had a bandanna on. He was very intense...
BEN AUSTIN I assume she is not sincere because if you're smart enough to be on the Supreme Court, you should be...
BEN AUSTIN On Saturday mornings, because I'm surfing a lot for the part in 'John From Cincinnati,' ...
AUSTIN NICHOLS Christ does not save us by acting a parable of divine love; he acts the parable of divine love by sa...
AUSTIN FARRER The helicopter didn't transmit any kind of distress call that we know of.
BILL AUSTIN Eventually, I stopped picking up the phone.
BILL AUSTIN Yeah, ... It's a beautiful crazy cleaned-up hand and it's not mine.
BILL AUSTIN We are paying cash because we believe our stock is greatly undervalued and prefer to use cash as our...
BILL AUSTIN It's not like a broken leg that you can put a cast on it and fix it. It's an ongoing thing, but we'r...
BILL AUSTIN [He has had only one close call, when he got his thumb stuck in the spokes of his mom's wheelchair a...
BILL AUSTIN How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle. They look the same you dumb s---,
ANNE AUSTIN They're getting a little out of hand, a little ridiculous. I still like a couple of them, but it get...
ANNE AUSTIN They're getting a little out of hand, a little ridiculous. I still like a couple of them, but it get...
ANNE AUSTIN How could you do that?
ANNE AUSTIN How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle? They look the same, you dumb s...,
ANNE AUSTIN I really loved my daughter, I loved her so much. I thanked God every day I had her. She was my life.
ANNE AUSTIN If our greatest hungers were to be granted as easily as our bodily needs, we certainly would never b...
ANNE AUSTIN How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle. They look the same you dumb shit,
ANNE AUSTIN How can a heart suffer your deepest thoughts and yet only speak the unmoving, inconsequential uttera...
ANNE AUSTIN It is three layers of protection.
AUSTIN WILSON I now what the same sense of security and safety that I used to preach to others about.
AUSTIN WILSON I had to basically train my wife how to save herself and leave me behind.
AUSTIN WILSON If I have 10,000 machines, I can set up a policy, one time, to block a given application. And that w...
AUSTIN WILSON I have had members of my club make posters as well as flyers to be posted around school. We have bee...
AUSTIN WEINERMAN I need your (the community) help to make this event a successful fundraising night.
AUSTIN WEINERMAN I named it Hand-In-Hand because when people work together, hand-in-hand we can all make a difference...
AUSTIN WEINERMAN I hear people in the hallways competing with one another over how many wings they are going to eat a...
AUSTIN WEINERMAN A loud groan. A large boo.
AUSTIN TICHENOR It was time to take a look.
AUSTIN TICHENOR The entertainment industry is America's second biggest export after weapons,
AUSTIN TICHENOR Hollywood has influenced politics and created the cult of celebrity. We don't have royalty in the St...
AUSTIN TICHENOR Art can contradict Science.
AUSTIN SPARE For I am I: ergo, the truth of myself; my own sphinx, conflict, chaos, vortexasymmetric to all rhyth...
AUSTIN SPARE Do what you like; to whom the liking is the law.
AUSTIN SPARE The more Chaotic I am, the more complete I am.
AUSTIN SPARE Great thoughts are against all doctrines of conformity.
AUSTIN SPARE The head is the house of the tongue; our bodies affectively speak less falsely.
AUSTIN SPARE For I am I: ergo, the truth of myself; my own sphinx, conflict, chaos, vortexâ€Ã...
AUSTIN SPARE It was the straying that found the path direct.
AUSTIN SPARE And remember, you shall suffer all things and again suffer: until you have sufficient sufferance to ...
AUSTIN SPARE there's nothing else to do.
AUSTIN SMITH We love to see the ball in the air. We love opportunities to get picks ... so we're kind of fired up...
AUSTIN SMITH We're already talking with the bio-technology and bio-pharmaceutical companies about taking these ce...
AUSTIN SMITH My name is Austin Smith and my favorite player is Rafael Palmeiro, period.
AUSTIN SMITH Are you living for the things you are praying for?
AUSTIN PHELPS Our members have been following the law for 20 years now.
AUSTIN PEREZ If anything has changed, it's that Americans are now even more reliant on U.S. farmers and ranchers ...
AUSTIN PEREZ This provision would open up the legal system to abuse by people who may not pay taxes and would dri...
AUSTIN PEREZ The next few days could be a productive cooling off period, when senators work out their differences...
AUSTIN PEREZ Still, what we've seen so far indicates that we could be looking at an enforcement-only bill on the ...
AUSTIN PEREZ You find the highest illegal immigration counties are now in the Midwest.
AUSTIN PEREZ It actually got to where he wasn't saying 0-0 anymore, we'd wait a few seconds and then one of us wo...
AUSTIN PEEBLES They bring a new story out every time I see them. But now I have the best story of all.
AUSTIN PEEBLES I tried to be like them when I was little. Now I try to be my own person but their game really helpe...
AUSTIN PEEBLES That's our key, our defense. We may give up some easy ones to taller teams, but we'll also create a ...
AUSTIN PEEBLES There are no egos on this team. No problems. Everyone is happy when someone else does well.
AUSTIN PEEBLES He gave me a hug and told me how proud he was of us. It got kind of emotional. It was really nice. I...
AUSTIN PEEBLES We've got a tough half of the season left, and we'll get it going now.
AUSTIN PEEBLES None of them got to feel this way is all I can say. They all talk junk around the house, but I get t...
AUSTIN PEEBLES I'm just a geeky, goofy person.
AUSTIN PECK I think it makes a lot of sense and of course I love Christie Clark. I think she's awesome; she's be...
AUSTIN PECK I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards.
AUSTIN PECK I think any actor would agree that you can't replace theater. It's immediate. You have the energy of...
AUSTIN PECK Ever since I got on Days I've been doing theater.
AUSTIN PECK Especially when you deal with comedy, you have got to be really honest because it's the honesty and ...
AUSTIN PECK Doing that, then doing a lot of theater, which I love. Doing guest stars, did two independent films ...
AUSTIN PECK As an actor, that's the best thing you can do, really take people along on a story and tell them som...
AUSTIN PECK Soap Actors are fun and interesting. They all have something special that you want to be around.
AUSTIN PECK I'm not as highly recruited as Tim obviously because he's more talented. But some smaller schools mi...
AUSTIN MEIER It's weird, I was just thinking about it last week. I don't remember much about it at all.
AUSTIN MEIER Those shirts say it all.
AUSTIN MEIER I just anticipated it. I knew what they were going to do, they just kept rotating and picking. I jus...
AUSTIN MEIER Madison is a disciplined team. They are very good inside. I wasn't surprised at all.
AUSTIN MEIER With an estimated television viewing audience of approximately 185,000, Charlottesville, Va., repres...
AUSTIN LIGON We finished the quarter with earnings of 25 cents per share, at the top end of our guidance range. E...
AUSTIN LIGON Selling, general, and administrative expenses as a percent of net sales and operating revenues incre...
AUSTIN LIGON After careful consideration, we have decided that for our next fiscal year, we'll issue guidance on ...
AUSTIN LIGON Margins on other sales and revenues grew as a result of the growth in extended service plan revenues...
AUSTIN LIGON New vehicle sales declined modestly, reflecting the performance of the broader new car marketplace f...
AUSTIN LIGON Our third quarter used car sales growth reflected increased traffic compared with last year's third ...
AUSTIN LIGON We expect we will recover nearly all of the resulting lost sales during the next few months.
AUSTIN LIGON In fiscal 2007, we anticipate gross capital expenditures of approximately $300 million. Planned expe...
AUSTIN LIGON As previously announced, in an effort to focus on longer-term performance, we will no longer be issu...
AUSTIN LIGON I just played pretty steady. This golf course is a difficult golf course so if you just hit fairways...
AUSTIN III This is definitely uncharted territory for me. But it has been so much fun. I was very steady today ...
AUSTIN III I was very steady today and confident in what I could do. I'm relaxed. I'm letting the club go. I'm ...
AUSTIN III You know, it's pretty exciting when you see a guy sink two shots like that from way off the green.
AUSTIN III Like all freedom, this can be abused or used for good, ... we don't outlaw cars because people somet...
AUSTIN HILL You could go to a store, buy an MP3, pay with e-cash and walk away, ... And you might do that under ...
AUSTIN HILL You could go to a store, buy an MP3, pay with e-cash and walk away. And you might do that under your...
AUSTIN HILL You can have separate identities for the separate parts of your life. For example, you can have a he...
AUSTIN HILL Later on we'll want to bring some of the larger ISPs on board.
AUSTIN HILL The Web was never built for privacy and security,
AUSTIN HILL We're giving Internet users total privacy, which they've never had before. We don't even ask you to ...
AUSTIN HILL The idea behind the pseudonyms is that you can eliminate the dossier effect, where everything you're...
AUSTIN HILL The idea behind the pseudonyms is that you can eliminate the dossier effect, where everything you're...
AUSTIN HILL If this is true, it could potentially be a very serious problem for Intel. It could lead to demands ...
AUSTIN HILL You never know. I guess we'll find out during the game.
AUSTIN FLYNN It was the first time I've ever thrown meat to a tiger. It was pretty cool. These are the little per...
AUSTIN FLYNN I'll tell you what, it's a little more physical out there at receiver than I thought, but I'm still ...
AUSTIN FLYNN It's very exciting. I think I have exceeded at least my expectations.
AUSTIN FLYNN Everyone should know who he is. This guy is something special.
AUSTIN FLYNN This is big publicity for Iowa State. Not only to do it on TV, but to win against a top 10 team in A...
AUSTIN FLYNN After your fourth or fifth close loss, you still can't find the words. It rips your heart out.
AUSTIN FLYNN It's unbelievable. I can't see anything bigger and more eye-opening than Reliant.
AUSTIN FLYNN I think he's going to be out there no matter what. Maybe not 100 percent, but he'll be out there com...
AUSTIN FLYNN He hit me square in the head. I remember everything about the game until that point. The next thing ...
AUSTIN FLYNN A penalty shootout can go either way. In everything you do, you need a bit of luck.
AUSTIN EGUAVOEN They have the home crowd, fighting spirit, and the ... cards in their hands.
AUSTIN EGUAVOEN I should have included him in my team against Senegal but I decided to leave him out in order for hi...
AUSTIN EGUAVOEN It was a dramatic group. We were lucky. We could have been two down, but we came back.
AUSTIN EGUAVOEN However we could have been 2-0 down at half-time but we turned it around in the second-half and we d...
AUSTIN EGUAVOEN I was satisfied with my team's overall performance.
AUSTIN EGUAVOEN I have great respect for Ghana ... but what is important now is that we're in the driving seat. It i...
AUSTIN EGUAVOEN