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The world would not be in such a snarl,/ had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
IRVING BERLIN The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
IRVING BERLIN I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.
MICHAEL FELDMAN The real achievement of Woody Allen was that he was making movies that felt very personal, and for a...
NOAH BAUMBACH He's part of this family. You know it's more serious than we'd like it to be when he has to miss pra...
DANE LOOKER He coaches a lot, too, because he is such a good actor.
SHANNON ELIZABETH The thing that made Groucho special was the way he used his body parts. He also had a wicked tongue....
SIDNEY SHELDON Fenchurch had red mullet and said it was delicious.
Arthur had a swordfish steak and said it ma...
DOUGLAS ADAMS He was always there for me, and he cared so much about other people. I would thank him for being suc...
PATRICK WANG Mr. Arthur Ashe, he was good. I read some of his books. He knew about everything, but he was real qu...
MIKE TYSON I like to exhilarate the audience like Groucho Marx exhilarated me when I was a kid. Also, I enjoy d...
FRANK FERRANTE If you're a kid who loves hockey, you wanted to play for Gary. He could be demanding. He had high st...
BILL NEWSON The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a ...
GROUCHO MARX He was such a vivid character. And it was a character he made up - this slightly ghoulish, heavy-set...
RICHARD SCHICKEL He has so much confidence in himself now. He understands so well what we're trying to do. It's made ...
GIL HASKELL The only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARX I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.
GROUCHO MARX A clown's makeup and character, that's all he has to sell. He loves and believes in that character.
EMMETT KELLY I can't say enough good things about him. He has a great heart and he loves the game of baseball.
TIM NIHART Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspe...
JOHN LITHGOW Honestly, I've never seen a guy coming over, put in a situation like that where he's so much out of ...
DAINIUS ZUBRUS I'm disappointed for him that he has made such a clumsy start. He's inexperienced and got caught out...
LUC LONGLEY The basic essential of a great actor is that he loves himself in acting.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN And then I can feel what he feels. He’s waited such a long time for this moment. He loves how I fe...
CYNTHIA HAND He had a great nose. He got a nose job and he's still a character actor.
CONARD FOWKES I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and ...
ELLIOTT GOULD He is extremely enthusiastic. He loves to be part of the team. For us, it such a mutual, beneficial ...
PAUL POWER A clown's makeup and character, that's all he has to sell. He loves and believes in that cha...
EMMETT KELLY Well, it's hard to say who John was because he was such a complicated character, ... You know, he re...
JOAQUIN PHOENIX When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell...
LINDA KAGE Originally, I thought, 'Gollum's such a fantastic character, why are you doing him CG? Surel...
ANDY SERKIS In 1944 James Arthur and Minnie Susan were added to the Marx household.
HARPO MARX There is one good thing about Marx: he was not a Keynesian.
MURRAY ROTHBARD Gary Oldman is impossible to steal a movie from. He's such a great actor, he's off the hook....
KEVIN BACON He loves basketball, and he loves the Heat. So it was a beautiful, beautiful thing.
ANDREW ABRAHAM Simon Bolivar, when history led him - and as Karl Marx said, men can make history, but only as far a...
HUGO CHAVEZ When he says he loves you, it's genuine. He's a man of character. He's genuine. He's my hero.
MAJOR PARKER He loves football so much and I believe if that window is left open at all for him to play, he will ...
BERT BROWN He made runners, he made them when they bumped him, he made them inside. He rebounded the ball. He d...
JOHN CALIPARI His English is so much better, and he's such a good kid. And he dominated on the court. It was good ...
DAVE TWARDZIK Lance Guest in 'The Last Starfighter' had such integrity and held himself to such a high sta...
CATHERINE MARY STEWART Nobody wanted Peerless Price more than [owner] Arthur Blank, ... No matter how hard you tried to tel...
DAN REEVES The very first find out whom he really likes and then what he truly loves in them, on an individual ...
ANUJ SOMANY My husband believes that he can make a difference. He loves people.
JACKIE JACKSON He was so versatile and crafty with his moves. He used everything he had to his advantage. That's wh...
DAN OZIMINSKI Now: unlike ourselves, the Father of Jesus loves men and women, not for what He finds in them, but f...
JAMES BURTSCHAELL Christopher Reeve so completely inhabited the character Superman when he was in that costume, and th...
GARY FRANK Every actor has to love and loathe the character he plays.
IAN MCSHANE I would love to work with Johnny Depp. I really admire him as an actor, and personally, in my opinio...
CAROLINE SUNSHINE You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.
W. BRUCE CAMERON I am not a dime a dozen! I am Willy Loman, and you are Biff Loman!
ARTHUR MILLER Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. In 'There Will Be Blood,' my character was someone who was an actor himself almost. He had a...
PAUL DANO He?s very athletic for a big man. Jack (Cochran, former New Britain and current New London coach) lo...
JEFF MCINERNEY He and I go to the same church, so I've seen him a couple of times there. He is an amazing guy. Peop...
KATIE FEENSTRA A true man loves his enemies as much he loves his friends.
SANTOSH KALWAR I think Rand (Rasmussen) is such a good coach. That's a good team. He gets so much out of his player...
DEB BENNETT He loved the game of golf and dedicated himself to it. He was a kid at heart and that's why the kids...
JAY MILLER Obviously we are all sad today about Chris. Chris was really excited to be doing a comedy. He was su...
FINN TAYLOR God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ...
ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE An actor is only a part of the film, not the whole, and very often, he is moulded by the director. T...
ANUPAM KHER In Merlin, Arthur has a very loyal friend who keeps him on his toes. Arthur enjoys those challenges,...
BRADLEY JAMES For a long time, I so badly wanted to work with Jeremy Piven, and I ended up on 'Mr. Selfridge&#...
OLIVER JACKSON-COHEN He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather b...
JEREMY NORTHAM Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according t...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Once he became a series character, I made the conscious choice that he would never act like a series...
DONALD E. WESTLAKE She has man's brain--a brain that a man should have were he much gifted--and woman's heart. The good...
BRAM STOKER When an actor decides to play a character, he must exude some sort of charisma and look relatable, e...
VIJAY SETHUPATHI I know he saw him turn his back and saw a good opportunity to go and he did and he made a great play...
DENNIS RUEDINGER I never intended to cast a well-known actor. A known actor comes with baggage, and Superman as a cha...
BRYAN SINGER He does much who loves God much, and he does much who does his deed well, and he does his deed well ...
THOMAS KEMPIS Relaxing, experiencing nature and laughing are what rejuvenate me and make me feel happy. I believe ...
SUI HE Since raised blood pressure is the major cause of stroke, the blood pressure lowering effect of pota...
FENG HE As a young child, I suffered from poor health. My parents encouraged me to swim, which really improv...
SUI HE I like to find old things
and I picked up that arrowhead
in tears, that broken point
...
LI HE These findings provide strong support for the recommendations encouraging the public to consume more...
FENG HE The average fruit and vegetable intake in most developed countries is about three servings per day, ...
FENG HE They are the Chinese heroes. I am happy for their performance and the result is not the most importa...
HE ZHENLIANG This will be conducive to the development of Sino-US relations and China's relationships with the re...
HE YAFEI The best way to resolve Sino-US trade imbalance is to expand bilateral trade cooperation. Restrictin...
HE YAFEI They are sorry there is no more Soviet Union and they don't know how to act.
HE YAFEI We are willing to import more U.S. goods.
HE YAFEI Even when he's making dumplings with peasants, he speaks memorized words and sounds like a People's ...
HE WEIFANG This is a critical moment. There is a lot of opposition to continuing the reforms as they are today.
HE WEIFANG I unequivocally state the wish that the Communist Party should become two parties.
HE WEIFANG The situation exists in almost every well-known Chinese university.
HE WEIFANG The government really wants to slow down investment, but it can't control local governments who have...
HE FAN The new managed floating currency regime is just an interim system. There is a chance of a further w...
HE FAN Eventually, we found that the situation there was more serious than what we imagined.
HE CHANGCHUI Part of our mission is to find out what kind of assistance is required.
HE CHANGCHUI Such is the nature of compassionate being that, even when he knows that someone has made Facebook ac...
DR HITESH C SHETH You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES We based Tyler, who is a very annoying guy, on a good friend of ours. When we told him, we thought h...
AARON BLAKELY It was so unselfish to make the decision he made. He made a tough decision for a 14-year old, and I ...
STEVE WILLIAMS Matching character and actor is what a good director does.
BRUNO DUMONT He does not feel comfortable having anyone else helping him. But he loves his mom. I'm the sole care...
JOANNE DAANE I love him and he loves me.
KATHLEEN SPILLERS He who confers a benefit on anyone loves him better than he is beloved
ARISTOTLE He might not have looked good in a baseball uniform, but he made that uniform look good on him.
HARMON KILLEBREW Irv was a character. I thoroughly enjoyed him. He was great and made me wonder what the SOB sounded ...
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KARL MARX I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
GROUCHO MARX Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
GROUCHO MARX The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.
KARL MARX Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARX