(Homer) There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! (Bart) Isn't that the wrong way? (Homer) Yes, but faster!

(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head. (Marge:) You are bald! (Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.

Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.

If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

Maaaarge I'm Bored (Marge) Why don't you read something? (Homer) Cause I'm trying to RedUCE my bordem.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!