I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not inside the head. -Katharine Whitehorn.

I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not inside the head.

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.