I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.