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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me! WENDY LIEBMAN I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw... WENDY LIEBMAN I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phylli... WENDY LIEBMAN My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money. WENDY LIEBMAN Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. WENDY LIEBMAN My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog wa... WENDY LIEBMAN I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience see... WENDY LIEBMAN I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. WENDY LIEBMAN People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me! WENDY LIEBMAN My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money WENDY LIEBMAN If you've got a brand like this, any brand in fact, you need to stay true to your roots if you want ... WENDY LIEBMAN If you've got a brand like this, any brand in fact, you need to stay true to your roots if you want ... WENDY LIEBMAN I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty. WENDY LIEBMAN I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. WENDY LIEBMAN I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in th... WENDY LIEBMAN You should be concerned if you're eating two eggs or more a day ... because you could increase your ... BONNIE LIEBMAN We have known for years that unsaturated fats, such as those found in olive oil, can lower cholester... BONNIE LIEBMAN I don't praise FDA that often, but in this case I think they made the right decision. BONNIE LIEBMAN However, if you're eating two eggs or more a day, there could potentially be an issue with cholester... BONNIE LIEBMAN To suggest that chocolate is a health food is risky. BONNIE LIEBMAN That's the problem. Many of these foods have a mixture of whole and refined grains. You may be eatin... BONNIE LIEBMAN There's certainly a danger in people thinking that chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is very cal... BONNIE LIEBMAN Eating baked chips or veggie chips is not the same as eating a baked potato. It's a big mistake to t... BONNIE LIEBMAN It used to be that condos played second fiddle to the prewar co-ops. Now, there's a lot of status at... PAMELA LIEBMAN It's not one case, it's thousands of cases. It's not one state, it's almost all of the states. You'r... JAMES LIEBMAN Everybody has a view on the death penalty. JAMES LIEBMAN It puts you at very high risk of having high error rates. It also puts you at high risk of sentencin... JAMES LIEBMAN I am always asked, "Who was/is your mentor?" One person.... Howard Lorber. He has given me the advic... PAMELA LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA L. LIEBMAN JOSHUA L. LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN JOSHUA LOTH LIEBMAN I was living as a young single mom. I was 19 when I was divorced, and my daughter was a year old, an... WENDY DAVIS As human beings we do change, grow, adapt, perhaps even learn and become wiser. WENDY CARLOS WENDY CRAIG When 'Twin Peaks' happened the first time, I was a stage actor in Seattle. I was called in f... WENDY ROBIE WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP When you're young, you're stupid. WENDY HILLER Luckily, West End audiences seem to rather like very old people. WENDY HILLER I was unbelievably lucky. WENDY HILLER I love the ultimate escapism of paranormal and fantasy - all of the otherworldly creatures, magic, a... WENDY HIGGINS I gather inspiration from all aspects of my life and things I see: love, heartache, mistakes, hopes,... WENDY HIGGINS I tend to lean toward romance, characters, and relationships when I write, so I have to add to the s... WENDY HIGGINS I've always been open about my life not because my story is unique, but because it isn't. WENDY DAVIS Texas has waited too long for a governor who knows that quid pro quo shouldn't be the status quo... WENDY DAVIS Let's make sure that we don't close down 37 of the 42 clinics in Texas and leave women with ... WENDY DAVIS While Texas women have the right to safe, legal abortion, in reality there are already very few faci... WENDY DAVIS I can say with absolute certainty that I will run for one of two offices: my state Senate seat or fo... WENDY DAVIS Harvard was the most intimidating experience. I felt so out of my league there. WENDY DAVIS We know that Texas is more than a state. Texas has always been a promise. The promise that where you... WENDY DAVIS I'm happy in Lululemon, with a glass of red wine, watching HGTV. WENDY DAVIS Texas Republican political leaders take perverse pride in how deeply they have cut our state's e... WENDY DAVIS When you're serving at the local level, you have to build strong personal relationships to get t... WENDY DAVIS As a senator from the only true swing district in the Texas Senate, I've been targeted by the GO... WENDY DAVIS When I first put my hat in the ring, several very tried and true and loyal Democratic activists from... WENDY DAVIS We need to get away from labels. That's the way people talk in Washington, D.C. - through labels... WENDY DAVIS I always stand out by the voting lines on Election Day, and I can't tell you how many people say... WENDY DAVIS I'm not an overnight sensation. I'm a Texan. And I'm a Texas success story. I am the epi... WENDY DAVIS I'm a very competitive person. You won't change things unless you are prepared to fight, eve... WENDY DAVIS I am proud of where I came from, and I am proud of what I've been able to achieve through hard w... WENDY DAVIS I hope telling the story of how I went from being a single mom to serving in the Texas State Senate ... WENDY DAVIS Let's make sure that we are working for age-appropriate sex education in our school system. WENDY DAVIS WENDY CRAIG WENDY COPE WENDY COPE WENDY COPE WENDY COPE WENDY COPE WENDY COPE WENDY COPE WENDY COPE WENDY COPE WENDY COPE WENDY COPE WENDY COPE WENDY COPE I'm really a very weak musicologist. Wish it weren't so, but there's only so much you ca... WENDY CARLOS Composition has almost always been solitary. WENDY CARLOS A nice blend of prediction and surprise seem to be at the heart of the best art. WENDY CARLOS Americans have the right under the Second Amendment to own firearms, and that is not going to change... WENDY DAVIS Real Texans don't want any woman to die of cancer because she can't get decent health care o... WENDY DAVIS I look back, and I have no regrets, truly. Everything led me to the place where I am now. WENDY WHELAN Real Texans want their kids to have the best education possible, not the one politicians looking to ... WENDY DAVIS WENDY MASS WENDY MASS WENDY KOPP He was that driven, that smart. But he could not sit still within himself. WENDY WALKER WENDY WASSERSTEIN WENDY MASS WENDY WUNDER WENDY COPE WENDY COPE WENDY CRAIG WENDY WASSERSTEIN WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP Aging gracefully means being flexible, being open, allowing change, enjoying change and loving yours... WENDY WHELAN WENDY COPE WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP Mine is a story about a teenage single mother who struggled to keep her young family afloat. It'... WENDY DAVIS when you hate a girl because she gets to kiss the boy you like, any little imperfection can become a... WENDY BRANT WENDY KOPP Texans don't want to sit back and watch Austin turn into Washington, D.C. State leaders in power... WENDY DAVIS WENDY KOPP Certain people have certain ways of focusing on things, and some arrange their lens to a pinhole in ... WENDY WHELAN WENDY KOPP The truth is that at age 19, I was a teenage mother living alone with my daughter in a trailer and s... WENDY DAVIS It's great to talk about how good things are now. But we can't sit on our laurels and expect... WENDY DAVIS I rely heavily on my beta readers' honest critiques. WENDY HIGGINS WENDY KOPP I knew I wanted to be a ballet dancer, but what kind, I wasn't sure. My two dream companies had ... WENDY WHELAN This is our home tonight. Anywhere with you is my home. WENDY HIGGINS WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP WENDY KOPP In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary. WENDY MAGRUDER I have always swung back and forth between alienation and relatedness. As a child, I would run away ... WENDY ROSE To meet this deadline, my marching orders are to seek to conclude this comprehensive agreement by th... WENDY CUTLER These issues have basically been untouched in this area before. Why is this area the exception? We n... WENDY VASQUEZ They are widely respected among the bench and bar nationally for being careful jurists, faithful to ... WENDY LONG WENDY WASSERSTEIN We're not at the stage yet where investors are panic-stricken by any stretch of the imagination. Con... WENDY STRUB Career counselors on campus don't necessarily give graduates the tools they need to build rewarding ... WENDY ADAMS It would be a misrepresentation of facts to report that KBR is responsible for the implementation of... WENDY HALL It would be a misrepresentation of facts to report that KBR is responsible for the implementation of... WENDY HALL I don't spend much time thinking about whether God exists. I don't consider that a relevant question... WENDY KAMINER When we'd look at our budget for the last couple years, we were unable to pay our operating services... WENDY KRAJEWSKI WENDY KOPP I'm numb from the toes of my left foot to about the top of my rib cage, and then I do get some visio... WENDY BOOKER WENDY KOPP Most of the kids weren't afraid and knew all about proper oral hygiene. The staff also did a great j... WENDY LOMBARDI Enough to using Texas as a political laboratory for testing far-right ideas. Enough to using Texas a... WENDY DAVIS The president promised in two campaigns to nominate justices who will faithfully uphold the text and... WENDY LONG You have to be more aggressive, for sure. I also think a three-day tournament kind of lends itself t... WENDY WARD The Tommy brand has lost a bit of its luster. WENDY LIEBMANN The vote was 10-8 the day President Bush nominated him, the vote was 10-8 when the hearings began, t... WENDY LONG It would be like a shooting outside Macy's. It was so public, most of the victims were bystanders an... WENDY CUKIER WENDY KOPP Money is available to but people are not applying. We urge people who are eligible to apply now and ... WENDY PARKS I fell in love with her; she was just adorable, WENDY WHITE In the next 10 years I see this wave of donor-conceived children cresting at adolescence or young ad... WENDY KRAMER In the next 10 years I see this wave of donor-conceived children cresting at adolescence or young ad... WENDY KRAMER There's no question that the charge would be first-degree premeditated murder. The grand jury could ... WENDY MURPHY People want a celebrity designer they trust and an esthetic to tell them what color and couch goes w... WENDY LIEBMANN Spielberg certainly made the most superb movie; Peter was very pleased. But Peter kept telling peopl... WENDY BENCHLEY [Jane Smiley is renowned for the variety and originality of her work. Writing in the] Washington Pos... WENDY SMITH People only sign up if they're willing to be found. We don't want to invade anyone's privacy. We wan... WENDY KRAMER WENDY KOPP We seemed to be in a hurry in the first half, especially in trying to get the ball inside to Dominiq... WENDY PRICE It's certainly part of our cultural heritage, ... We've been predicting for a while that by 2015, 60... WENDY EVANS We choose to do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard. And certainly, sp... WENDY LAWRENCE Is this safe for women, when in fact there have been no studies done on the long-term effects on wom... WENDY WRIGHT We're disturbed by ... lack of concern on the medical safety, WENDY WRIGHT Feinstein is dipping her toe into the very ugly, muddy waters of religious bigotry, WENDY WRIGHT When a drug is easily available, it is a public health hazard to women. WENDY WRIGHT In any scenario in which a woman would be taking the morning-after pill she needs medical interventi... WENDY WRIGHT Making the morning-after pill over the counter would only benefit those that profit from its increas... WENDY WRIGHT It is naive to assume any over-the-counter scheme for the morning-after pill would be effective. Mak... WENDY WRIGHT It is naive to assume any over-the-counter scheme for the morning-after pill would be effective. A 1... WENDY WRIGHT We can't deprive the paying members of their golf, even for an ex-president. WENDY ALLEY is my strength? Do I even have a strength? Maybe I have too many strengths... WENDY MASS Steve will never put her in front of a camera. He's adamant that she not appear on camera anywhere. WENDY PRICE In general we have to be very attentive to the fact that hunting rifles and shotguns in the wrong ha... WENDY CUKIER If you subsidize an activity you get more of it. It's encouraging the behavior that leads to more cl... WENDY WRIGHT
I was born to be funny. 
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln... 
I was always a funny guy. I don't think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn'... 
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I&... 
Mom was so funny and loving to us kids. She was our first audience. When my dad died, I was suddenly... 
What I wrote... wasn't crazy... or a bullshit... or nonsense... it was what I saw! 
I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't ser... 
When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. The... 
I didn't grow up thinking I was pretty; there was always a prettier girl than me. So I learned t... 
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you t... 
I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don... 
I was born in Morocco and lived there until I was 13; I'm really proud of my heritage. 
I was born in a blender. 
I was born 'neath a clouded star. 
I was born in Palo Alto, California in 1961. 
Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that... 
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one e... 
I was born in India - but never really lived there. 
One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. 
I didn't know what architecture was except that I lived in a house. I don't even think that ... 
It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repe... 
I was born to hit a baseball. I can hit a baseball. 
I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who we... 
I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some ... 
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never... 
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. 
It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. 
Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and... 
My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ... 
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn'... 
You never saw Peter Sellers the actor trying to make you laugh. All he was doing was the character. ... 
I was born in August, no July, 1908. 
I was born in the technology era. 
By ancestry, I was born to rule. 
I was raised to be a girl Michelangelo. 
I was born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii. 
I was born in a slum, but the slum wasn't born in me. 
I was born into a family of preachers. 
The primary joy of life is acceptance, approval, the sense of appreciation and companionship of our ... 
Maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension. 
Maturity is achieved when a person postpones immediate pleasures for long-term values. 
A love of neighbor manifests itself in the tolerance not only of opinions of others but, what is mor... 
We achieve inner health only through forgiveness - the forgiveness not only of others but also of ou... 
One rose says more than the dozen. 
We aspire to be equal opportunity, but all across the country where a student is born, their race, t... 
One in four children being victimized? That's about seven children in every classroom. That'... 
There is some humour in 'Family Values.' I don't want everyone to think it's not goi... 
The interesting thing is that you don't often meet a poet who doesn't have a sense of humour... 
Bloody men are like bloody buses - you wait for about a year and as soon as one approaches your stop... 
Nothing nice you ever do for anyone is for no reason. 
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. 
Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. 
You need to be flagrantly insouciant. 
One rose says more than the dozen 