I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words.
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I dont care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.
JOSH BILLINGS Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change -Josh Bill...
JOSH BILLINGS The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -Josh Billin...
JOSH BILLINGS There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS Actions speak louder than words. All companies say they care, right? But few actually exercise that ...
SIMON SINEK Josh Billings wrote, “It’s not what a man knows that hurts him; it’s what he knows that isn’...
BRIAN TRACY People live for eating,but
I eat for survive
OM BENIWAL It just took some people a little longer than others to realize how few words they needed to get by,...
TOM PERROTTA I wonder if they know how much their words hurt?
ALEXIS PAGE A writer is a person who cares what words mean, what they say, how they say it. Writers know words a...
URSULA K. LE GUIN If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ Make sure to pay attention to actionable vs. wishy-washy words your customers use. If they say, “I...
PRODUCT SCHOOL When the long bygone Lee Po wanted to say something, he could do it with only a few words.
DEJAN STOJANOVIC It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER I don't care if anybody talks about us.
DES HENNESSY The world pays no attention to those who have nothing to offer
BERNARD KELVIN CLIVE During times of sour or bad relationship a good person will always exhibit a pleasant character.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) People themselves makes a lots of mistakes and still loves himself,
and they never forget a single m...
OM BENIWAL Sometimes trying to know someone so well is not always good.
UZOMA NNADI A calm person knows their business, their words are few, but they tell and looks like it is well pla...
RASHID JORVEE I care," he said in a trembling voice. "I care so much that I do not know how to tell you without it...
AIMEE CARTER i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD People dont care what you know until they know what you care
JOHN C. MAXWELL People never care how much you know until they know how much you care.
JOHN C. MAXWELL People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care
THEODORE ROOSEVELT People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care.
UNKNOWN Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few.
PYTHAGORAS I'm gonna tell you a really great advice.
If you can't say how you feel.. If you don't know how it g...
IMMEE LIRKIE Let thy speech be short, comprehending much in a few words.
APROCRYPHA If you make a movie about Elizabeth I, how much of the dialogue is her real words? Audiences know wh...
JEAN-JACQUES ANNAUD One of the most telling things about a person is how they say hello, handshakes.
MIGUEL People do not care how much you know, till they know how much you care!
BRETT WATSON People do not care how much you know until they know how much you care.
JOHN MAXWELL As it is the characteristic of great wits to say much in few words, so small wits seem to have the g...
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD A lot of people had a little something to say at halftime. I had a few words with a couple of my tea...
GALENA JOHNSON Everyone talks about how much we love our dad. But they seem to forget how much we loved our mother.
BETH JONES It is much more valuable to look for the strength in others. You can gain nothing by criticizing the...
DAISAKU IKEDA 142.—As it is the mark of great minds to say many things in a few words, so it is that of little m...
FRANçOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD We actually stepped in and got a few upsets. They went in and didn't care how the guy was ranked.
DEREK STROBEL He'll initiate it. Somebody has to say something for me to start. [Gordon] not only talks trash on t...
ZABIAN DOWDELL Count on it, if a person talks of their misfortune, there is something in it that is not disagreeabl...
SAMUEL JOHNSON The person who talks a lot or talks over people misses out because they weren't listening.
JACKIE JOYNER-KERSEE I don't care how much you know until I know how much you care.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Dont force noone to see your worth, it doesnt matter how much you love them, love yourself first, ev...
JHERRERA Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y...
GARY F EVANS... One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE A proverb is much matter distilled into few words.
R. BUCKMINSTER FULLER A proverb is much matter distilled into few words.
RICHARD BUCKMINSTER FULLER blackmagic on a person
http://www.astrodost.com/how-to-do-black-magic-on-a-person
blackmagic on a pe...
ASTRODOST A person of value have skill, a vision & a deep desire to achieve what they dream for. Happiness com...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA If I didn't know you I would say I don't know you.
JAIME CABRERA You use your real voice with those you love, and you cannot be phony with those who know you well.
FREDERICK BUECHNER It’s something I never knew about her. How bizarre that you can know your entire life, see their m...
KELSEY SUTTON Dan is the only person that talks faster about pinot than I do.
KEVIN FURTADO realists are only realists if they dont dream ,dreamers can be more than dreamers if they achieve th...
JOHN THE DREAMER You can say that you dont care what anyone thinks about you, but in the end, its all that really mat...
TIFFANY GARLAND I dont know if anybody knows how to recover from this,
BOB ISRAEL I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble, if there were only one in the world.
MARK TWAIN I think we can see how blessed we are in America to have access to the kind of health care we do if ...
ABRAHAM VERGHESE I still understand a few words in life, but I no longer think they make a sentence.
JEAN ROSTAND If I had a soul I sold it
for pretty words
If I had a body I used
it up spurting my e...
ALLEN GINSBERG I learned to listen and listen very well. It helped me athletically and in the classroom as well. Th...
JACKIE JOYNER-KERSEE I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep...
LILLIAN CARTER Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.
THEODORE ROOSEVELT Nobody cares how much you know until they know how much you care.
WILLIAM PURKEY We never say so much as when we do not quite know what we want to say. We need few words when we hav...
ERIC HOFFER "I've learned that people don't, care how much you know, Until they truly know, how much you care." ...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN I just dont know how...to think less. If you know how, then teach me...
AISHAH MADADIY I want them to get the basic concepts: What is soil? How is it important? How does it change? If the...
AMY PRICE I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib...
C. JOYBELL C. Dont look back in anger, I heard you say...
OASIS I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in ...
MARGE SIMPSON I love the fans and I appreciate how much they care for me.
DWIGHT GOODEN A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ...
RICHARD PRATT No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care
THEODORE ROOSEVELT No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care
DON SWARTZ The unpalatable words that the people say to a person should not matter to him only when he is moral...
ANUJ SOMANY I choose to choose few words each day. Yes! few words that count. Few words that can make impact. Fe...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I don't think Josh lost it as much as Alex just earned it. Alex did a nice job.
BILL DOBA Don't believe the hype. I don't care how many number ones you have at the box office, I don&...
TYLER PERRY I try to talk to you, but I don't know what to say. I am afraid you don't want me to say anything. S...
NEIL GAIMAN In other words, it's money talks,
GILLES DUCEPPE If I scribbled a few words on a cocktail napkin and showed it to my family, they'd proclaim it a...
MARISHA PESSL I don't know you very well, and i'm almost afraid to know you better. Maybe i love you because i don...
ELLIOT MABEUSE Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep...
LILLIAN GORDY CARTER I feel a great kinship with my origins, even though I only learned a few words of Arabic.
STEPHAN EL SHAARAWY The average inbox doesn't have that much spam anymore. The end user would probably say the spam prob...
ANNE MITCHELL Have we forgotten how to communicate? If you have someones number, why do you write them on FB to as...
NERISSA IRVING If these talks are a success, clearly we hope a U.N. presence can be on the ground in the next few w...
ALEXANDER DOWNER What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less a...
AMY LEIGH MERCREE Let thy speech be short, comprehending much in few words.
BIBLE, ECCLESIASTICUS Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And...
J.K. ROWLING Alcohol talks lasts only for few hours and then it's all the same.
PRAVIN PRAJAPATI I do not concern myself with my inability to feel such comfort amidst humans (other than with very f...
RICK BASS Sometimes you can tell a wise person not only by what he says but also by what he doesn't say. R...
CHRISTIAN SLATER There’s a part of me which has always wanted to hear a man say, "Let me take care of you forever,"...
ELIZABETH GILBERT What's the difference between people who see and seek gaps and those that see and seek bridges? The ...
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JOSH BILLINGS In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
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JOSH BILLINGS Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
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JOSH BILLINGS Reason often makes mistakes but conscience never does.
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JOSH BILLINGS Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
JOSH BILLINGS Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy a...
JOSH BILLINGS Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to
JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way
JOSH BILLINGS Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's ...
JOSH BILLINGS As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
JOSH BILLINGS Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well
JOSH BILLINGS Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
JOSH BILLINGS the squeeky wheel gets the grease.
JOSH BILLINGS Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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