I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

I took my dog to the fire hydrant factory. They never saw so much excitement every time a hydrant came off the assembly line.

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.