I took my dog to the fire hydrant factory. They never saw so much excitement every time a hydrant came off the assembly line.


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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
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The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant.
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A fire hydrant is not something you want to lose, especially in an emergency.
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Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.
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I came to the line and fell short every time.
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How was the dog's day? Ruff.
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MARC SHORT
The department [DHS] and the President have always favored a risk-based approach. It's members of Co...
MARC SHORT
What we're really practicing is risk mitigation. You will not be able to say everywhere every city i...
MARC SHORT
It is hard for us to know right now whether or not the localities have over-invested or under-invest...
MARC SHORT
This year, we identified 66 ports that we view as the greatest risk, and only those were eligible to...
MARC SHORT
There's nothing that would restrict a city from allocating funds to a church or synagogue that faces...
MARC SHORT
It's all about the Pac-10 tournament. We're probably playing our best ball of the season. Give us th...
MATT SHORT
Of course I'm not a racist, but I'm certainly right wing, there's no question about that.
NIGEL SHORT
Like a cornered animal, which turns instinctively to confront pursuing predators, Pol Pot viewed pol...
PHILIP SHORT
There are thousands and thousands of people on the other side of the border, not being fed, babies a...
CLARE SHORT
I didn't change, I just found myself.
GOOD LIFE QUOTES
I don't know if my pro-am partners liked me much. I was on the phone all the time, kept text-messagi...
WES SHORT JR
But I done wore it earlier in the week, so I ran out. I'm a huge Longhorn fan, born and raised in Au...
WES SHORT JR
The childish idea that prayer is a handle by which we can take hold of God and obtain whatever we de...
ROBERT L. SHORT
Feast of Edward King, Bishop of Lincoln, Teacher, 1910 Commemoration of Martyrs of Uganda, 1886 & 19...
ROBERT L. SHORT
The New Testament is an intensely personal document. It is not the effort of a group of men who are ...
ROBERT L. SHORT
Feast of Michael & All Angels The nominal Christian, then, will see Jesus as a name, a representa...
ROBERT L. SHORT
Feast of Commemoration of Helena, Protector of the Faith, 330 The heart's slavish and dogged devot...
ROBERT L. SHORT
as Schulz himself has pointed out, Snoopy is capable of being 'one of the meanest' members of the en...
ROBERT L. SHORT