FastSaying

I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don't know how to account for it, but it is so."

"It may be Nature's provision for maintaining the balance of the species, sir.

P.G. Wodehouse

P.G. Wodehouse

attractionbrainsevolutionhumorintelligencelovemarriagematingstupidity

Related Quotes

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.
— P.G. Wodehouse
classic-insulthumorintelligence
And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
— P.G. Wodehouse
brainsmarriage
Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag.
— P.G. Wodehouse
blondeshumormarriage
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
— P.G. Wodehouse
blandnesshumorlack-of-feeling
He held up his index finger. "Rule one: in any dispute between mates, the
male is always to blame, even when he is clearly blameless. Rule two"—his middle finger joined the
first—"whenever in doubt, refer to rule one.
— C.L. Wilson
humormarriagemating