Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag.
P.G. Wodehouse
Related He clasps the crag with hooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ring'd with the azure ... LORD ALFRED TENNYSON Not many people know this about me, but I'm a natural blonde. My hair went from light blonde nat... ANGELINA JOLIE And honeysuckle loved to crawl
Up the low crag and ruin'd wall. SIR WALTER SCOTT I grew up in Des Moines. My dad had a house full of books, things like P.G. Wodehouse books and '... BILL BRYSON I mean, hopefully I'll be able to show other sides besides just being blonde and dumb, ... There's a... MELANIE GRIFFITH Blonde on Blonde. BOB DYLAN I like to feel blonde all over. MARILYN MONROE Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde. MARILYN MONROE Dylan doesn't have to make Blonde On Blonde every time. WARREN ZEVON Jake guessed Henry had been pulling shit like this on him so long that Eddie only noticed it when He... STEPHEN KING To be beautiful in Texas, you had to be blonde and blue-eyed and have a name like Ann. SARAH SHAHI I read my first P.G. Wodehouse when I was 12. MALLORY ORTBERG She needs to let go of all that blonde silliness and quit dressing like her daughter. GOLDIE HAWN Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde. MARILYN MONROE Some of the Christopher Guest movies, when I'm not really like myself, when I have my hair dyed ... FRED WILLARD The experience of being a young, blonde, naive but well-intentioned young producer was both intimida... CLARISSA WARD I grew up in the Alps and France, and Barbie was my first exposure to the American woman. For me she... CATHERINE MALANDRINO Hairdressers call me dark blonde, but I think they're wrong. I feel far more naturally confident... TAMSIN EGERTON Every crag and gnarled tree and lonely valley has its own strange and graceful legend attached to it... DOUGLAS HYDE Give someone a thought, and they will produce an act;
When they sow that act, they will reap a habit... PERRY ROTHENBAUM Negativity is like a wash of black rain after a nuclear explosion .To avert this from happening you ... GARY F EVANS... Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb! HEIDI KLUM The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights... CHERI OTERI As far back as history records people thinking, thinking people
have been befuddled by the mysteries... LEWIS N. ROE The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE Many of every day blessings comes from your determination to do great. NELSON RIOS Many couples already come from America to get married, and thousands of more will come. ALEX MUNTER Loving someone who never loved you, is like remembering a face you never saw. No matter how har... RATISH EDWARDS There will be things I won't tell you ever , Then there will be things that you won't ever lis... RATISH EDWARDS I wish I could see you some day, Just for a moment, just see you, I wish I could h... RATISH EDWARDS I'm a natural blonde. But when I started acting, I would go to auditions and they didn't kno... SOFIA VERGARA Life can be tough & make you wanna give up. But baby keep your head up because you got all the time ... LILLIAN S. VILORIA I always envisioned her looking like a spindly blonde, but she looked like me. BRITTANY MURPHY I'm lucky because I had blonde hair for a while for this TV show I was doing - they had me dye m... HALEY LU RICHARDSON How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL I haven't deliberately set out to play the blonde bombshell in my movies. In fact, it's prob... CAMERON DIAZ He wanted only blonde and blue-eyed people to be Germans. WALTER FEIDEN I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. OLIVIA WILDE old books -- little tombstones of ideas and history AMY TAN I enjoy flitting around between hair colours. I find it fascinating when people think I'm natura... HOLLIDAY GRAINGER The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Getting to Valle Nevado is half the fun. A serpentine road from Santiago wriggles up the spine of An... JONATHAN FRANKLIN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Blonde symbolises sexuality and power - it holds very different connotations. The archetypal star ha... MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS When I was blonde I was perceived as an innocent and sweet young girl. SAMANTHA MATHIS I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde. PATRICIA NEAL Dedication and enthusiams are the greatest rewards for learning ISABEL RAMOS And where did you spring from, Oskan? I’d already had enough shocks without you leaping out of the... STUART HILL I want to be a blonde vampire. Catherine Deneuve was a blonde vampire, and she was my favourite vamp... RADHA MITCHELL My dream was to become a very small blonde movie star like Ida Lupino and those other women I saw up... BEA ARTHUR I found the (long blonde) wig in his closet just a while back. I was relieved when he told me what i... ANDREA JOHNSEN This pretty young blonde girl was screaming at her boyfriend because he text-messaged her that they ... JOEL SCHUMACHER It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. RAYMOND CHANDLER I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde. PATRICIA NEAL My hair had been dyed blonde for 'Dredd.' After 'Dredd,' I was really fried because ... OLIVIA THIRLBY I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde eithe... DOLLY PARTON The girl next door isn't necessarily blonde and blue-eyed anymore. So I don't feel like I ne... EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly
to start by assuming that it is impossib... LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we
currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE But now that I'm a blonde, guys are so blatant about coming on to me. LAURA PREPON I like hair each and every way. I like to give scalp massages - to pull and tug on it. But my favori... TREY SONGZ Blonde 2 ERIK LOMIS The Blonde in the Thunderbird BROOKS ATKINSON I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it. KRISTEN BELL If I'm feeling like a Barbie girl, I'm gonna throw that blonde wig on. It's just the moo... BLAC CHYNA Always Be Ready For Anything that Comes: Bananas, Chips, College, an Opportunity, so when it does yo... DANIEL OJEDA We must move from denigration to integration if we are to achieve a peaceful world. DAVID FRISKO TEACHER The role of the
Christian is to let other people know what Jesus has done, not to
think of themselve... LEWIS N. ROE Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It
has no power to explain even some
of the most basic principl... LEWIS N. ROE It's important to understand that if
someone calls themselves a Christian, it does not automatically... LEWIS N. ROE I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'... DOLLY PARTON Actually just recently I came up with that idea, watching the movie 'Legally Blonde' and I was like,... LISA LESLIE [Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde. MAE WEST What does a blonde ask her blonde friend who just did a pregnancy test? Were the questions hard? Di... ANONYMOUS I'd actually like to make a country album one day. One of my idols is Neil Young, because he'... ART ALEXAKIS One of the most important things I have found is that no one
school of thought has all of the answer... LEWIS N. ROE In the journey of life, certain paths may seem to be leading nowhere because of a mountain or hill o... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Beautiful, sexy, blonde hair. All they talked about was ?great personality characteristics.' I proba... DAIN STOTHOFF Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. LEGALLY BLONDE 1. Its pink!! 2. Yeah and its scented, it gives it a little something extra don't you think? LEGALLY BLONDE Exercise gives you endorphins--endorphins make people happy and happy people just don't shoot their ... LEGALLY BLONDE May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I have had brown hair and bangs since I was 2. One year I dyed it blonde, which felt so weird. ZOOEY DESCHANEL After Blood Simple, everybody thought I was from Texas. After Mississippi Burning, everybody thought... FRANCES MCDORMAND I swore on screen when I got the Olivier for 'Legally Blonde,' I was so surprised. Awards wh... SHERIDAN SMITH The best part of being blonde is forgivable momentary lapses of common sense. CAITY LOTZ I'm very self-conscious having my picture taken, so I clown around. My driver's license phot... EMILY PROCTER O Love-star of the unbeloved March,
When cold and shrill,
Forth flows beneath a low, dim-light... SIR AUBREY DE VERE He was a young guy from Montreal, like me. I idolized him because he came in (to the NHL) so young a... MARTIN BRODEUR When we teach ourselves and our children discipline, we are teaching them and ourselves how to suffe... M. SCOTT PECK I'm Mexican-American. My dad was actually born in Mexico. He was raised up there, and he came ba... RYAN GUZMAN The last time Sean found trouble, she arrived in a package of blonde hair and blue eyes.” ~ Giles ... J.A. BELFIELD No author's writing more influenced my own than that of Robert Louis Stevenson. My first steampu... JAMES BLAYLOCK I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. DOLLY PARTON The only writer who gives me unfeigned pleasure is P.G. Wodehouse. And even him I find a bit heavy. ... MARTIN AMIS Blonde or brunette, this rhyme applies, happy is he who knows them not FRANCOIS VILLON The atheist might have
no proof for the
supernatural, but they
also have no proof
against it. If we ... LEWIS N. ROE Either we are running ‘from’ what we fear, or running ‘to’ what we fear. The former is a cho... CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know... DOLLY PARTON Like it or not children are being raised by gay and lesbian parents all over America - as many as 10... DAN SAVAGE
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