I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.

It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Morals are private. Decency is public.