I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says "Limp!

I had probably 10 bad minutes after the doctor told me, where I broke down. Then I focused on what I had to do.

If laughter is the best medicine, I am your doctor :)

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said "Cough!"