I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there

We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

An atheist believes that a hospital
should be built instead of a church.
An atheist believes that deed must
be done instead of prayer said.
An atheist strives for involvement in life
and not escape into death.
He wants disease conquered,
poverty vanished, war eliminated.