We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.

Punishment can do a lot for criminals, and send a message to the rest of society.