If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there

The one that can see years ahead has a telescope, but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.

We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.