I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed

I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.

Billy Crystal, Steve Martin do wonderful things.

I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd.

I love Steve Martin so much, even in 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.'