I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would have me as a member

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

I don't care to join and club that's prepared to have me as a member.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.