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SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
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EMILY PERKINS Woody Allen has a wonderful line: 'Today I'm a star. What will I be tomorrow? A black hole?&...
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TERRY O'QUINN And I think I find, I know a lot of people around, in different cities, and so it's not - it mig...
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ANTONY SHER It's hard to say what I want my legacy to be when I'm long gone.
AALIYAH If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
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QUESTLOVE I'm flying all around the world, and it's hard to be settled.
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