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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.


Joan Rivers

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DAVID EDWARD JENKINS I'll sit on the floor and cry if I'm having a meltdown. I don't care.
SUKI WATERHOUSE I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you d...
FUZZY ZOELLER If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.
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BERNICE JOHNSON REAGON I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold.
EARTHA KITT I tried to build a company my father would have been proud to work for, that he would have looked ba...
HOWARD SCHULTZ I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs.
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DON AMECHE I'm probably a Libertarian, if I had to put myself in any category. But you don't come out a...
GARY OLDMAN When I was younger, I never wanted to rehearse because I thought that someone would figure out I don...
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DARREN ARONOFSKY I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah i...
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BEN SCHNETZER I love to eat and I don't believe in denying myself, so I have to work out. I'm not obsessed...
AMBER ROSE I'm only here on Earth to serve God. I never had a career. I don't care about commercialism....
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GREG LOUGANIS I don't know where to put whales. I'm sticking them here, but I don't have any reason fo...
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KHLOE KARDASHIAN If it's old school friends that my parents know, then I can stay out till late. But if they don&...
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COLIN MOCHRIE I don't believe Jesus was the son of God, although I'm inclined to think he might have been ...
DAMIAN LEWIS People keep asking me if I'm watching our rivals' games in the Premier League, but I'm u...
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DENISE RICHARDS I'm no different from anybody else. If I don't have a card, I can't check out these book...
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BOBBY ORR I don't like abrasion while I'm working. I don't thrive on chaos. I enjoy what I'm d...
HAROLD PRINCE When I'm not on stage, I'm kind of shy. If you see me and I don't say much, don't th...
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE I don't like shows, I don't like to put on a show, I just really want to work intimately wit...
SAM RAIMI I love my job. But I like to have fun at work. So I don't get finicky if one strand of hair is s...
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BETTY WHITE Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
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ASHLEY GREENE I'm really busy, but I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything.
GABRIELLE APLIN I'm just going to be myself; there's no reason for me to try and go out there and put a cert...
PAIGE VANZANT When I'm awake, I don't want to go to sleep. I don't want the hassle of turning the ligh...
ROBBIE WILLIAMS I love to dance, so I'm definitely always the first one out on the dance floor. And when it come...
KYLIE JENNER I don't believe in life after death. But I do believe in some grinding destiny that watches over...
HEDY LAMARR I don't like to work with assistants. I'm already one too many; the camera alone would be en...
ALFRED EISENSTAEDT A lot of musicians put diamonds on things to show they had money. I on the other had felt that Dayto...
BRIAN MCKNIGHT I don't really work out. I eat a lot of sweets. I have chocolate all over my house.
JOYCE GIRAUD I'm honored that I'm in history, but I don't think it would mean anything if it doesn...
RAHA MOHARRAK I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, becau...
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH I'm praying we don't go to war with Iraq. If we do, I may have to go back to work earlier.
ELIZABETH VARGAS Don't ever criticize yourself. Don't go around all day long thinking, 'I'm unattract...
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JODIE FOSTER When I sang, I couldn't help making those little curves. People would say, 'Why don't yo...
AARON NEVILLE I honestly can't describe what goes on in my head when I'm out there. People who don't w...
EDDIE GUERRERO In the West, people don't have any real problems. It's all based on bad conscience, a very C...
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DANA BRUNETTI I'm consistently recording and releasing stuff online or YouTube videos or whatever it is. I jus...
DREW SEELEY I don't like to go to premieres or openings. I don't like to have to put on makeup.
ROSIE O'DONNELL I just decided that I would not put my professional life on hold to raise children. I know that soun...
EMMANUELLE BEART I'm a farm boy. I would rather live in that time when you had to provide for your family. I don&...
TRAVIS FIMMEL I recommend people develop a fear of elevators, like I have. Even if something is on the tenth floor...
TAMARA TAYLOR I don't think I would have been a writer if I hadn't been a mother. I wanted to construct so...
CAROL SHIELDS I would admit I'm an introvert. I don't know why introverts have to apologize.
BILL GROSS I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on se...
KRISTEN STEWART I don't profess to have any religion, but if I did, my God would be Fidel Castro. He is like a s...
ELIAN GONZALEZ I don't have any sense or urgency about any of my writing, actually. I don't think mankind w...
LEONARD COHEN Every bad joke, every endorsement deal, all of the things that a typical host would normally get cre...
MIKE ROWE I'm not bothered about what people say behind my back. I don't need to know about it. I beli...
RANI MUKERJI I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby art...
KIM KARDASHIAN I don't like my whole life dragged out. I don't want anyone to know about me, because I don&...
LILLY PULITZER It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
JUDE WATSON I don't think my competition is with the heroes. I don't think I'm competing with anyone...
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FRANCINE RIVERS I want you to love me. I want you to trust me enough to let me love you, and I want you to stay here...
FRANCINE RIVERS When we started doing the college tours, the show was seen in a new light. It's really dealing with ...
BEN RIVERS We're reading some of the books about the Titanic. We're going to see the exhibit at the museum in a...
BEN RIVERS The less than polar conditions actually drew more people.
BEN RIVERS Love God and He will enable you to love others even when they disappoint you.
FRANCINE RIVERS Sideways rain. We threw it 59 times (actually 57).
PHILIP RIVERS Paul was absolutely sensational tonight. I didn't realize they had 50 and 43. I knew they had a lot....
DOC RIVERS I think audiences sometimes mistakenly assume a quality performance comes from some great emotional ...
RIVERS CUOMO Mara, that's the life I want to give you. That's what I'm offering you. I want to fill you life with...
FRANCINE RIVERS I don't know if it was vital [to get the win], but it was big. We needed the win because I look at t...
DOC RIVERS The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a l...
MELISSA RIVERS It didn't go smoothly; it was the most contentious thing I've ever done.
RIVERS CUOMO I don't know what next year will bring. I have no idea. I can tell you I have a lot of ideas for son...
RIVERS CUOMO It's up in the air, ... But in my mind, it's up in the air for every artist. Who knows, really, if t...
RIVERS CUOMO Once he gets in and just plays natural, be himself, he's going to do great. I like this guy. He's no...
MICKEY RIVERS I like watching because that's my style of play, ... When he does what he does, I enjoy it.
MICKEY RIVERS What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
MICKEY RIVERS What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it migh...
JOHNNY RIVERS These conquerors of the world are slaves to their passions, and someday their passions will bring th...
FRANCINE RIVERS Our boys mean a lot to us. We've been hooked for some time.
ALLEN RIVERS I found that so many people in the music business started out as metalheads in the Eighties - whethe...
RIVERS CUOMO The message that is coming across from the media is clearly, 'Watch out, women, if you're ambitious....
CARYL RIVERS I'm not sitting here all fired up like I've achieved something, ... I'm pleased that I've made some ...
PHILIP RIVERS I'm sure there will be a different report every day for the next six months, and I'm not going to ge...
PHILIP RIVERS