I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.


Bob Monkhouse

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Whatever you do, don't do it halfway.
BOB BEAMON
Those who cultivate moral confusion for profit should understand this: we will name their names and ...
BOB DOLE
For them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely.
BOB DYLAN
You can't always wait for the guys at the top. Every manager at every level in the organization has ...
BOB ANDERSON
Democracy don't rule the world, you better get that in your head; this world is ruled by violence, b...
BOB DYLAN
Well, I don't know, but I've been told the streets in heaven are lined with gold. I ask you how thin...
BOB DYLAN
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
BOB HOPE
Most people have the will to win, few have the will to prepare to win.
BOB KNIGHT
You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.
BOB KNIGHT
Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools got nothing, Ma, to live up to.
BOB DYLAN
Quality begins on the inside... and then works its way out.
BOB MOAWAD
Silicon Valley is like a person running around in front of a steamroller. You can outrun the steamro...
BOB BOSCHERT
If blue collar jobs are leaving and white collar jobs are outsourced what color collar jobs are left...
BOB EDWARDS
I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
BOB HOPE
Jesus tapped me on the shoulder and said, Bob, why are you resisting me? I said, I'm not resisting y...
BOB DYLAN
If I were asked for a one line answer to the question What makes a woman good in bed? I would say, A...
BOB GUCCIONE
Boxing is a rather amorphous body, though recognizable because it is headless.
BOB VERDI
I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that B...
BOB MARLEY
When I was playing I never wished I was doing anything else. I think being a professional athlete i...
BOB GIBSON
It's really very simple, Governor. When people are hungry they die. So spare me your politics and te...
BOB GELDOF
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold...
BOB MARLEY
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
BOB HOPE
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
BOB HOPE
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPE
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
BOB HOPE
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
BOB HOPE
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPE
It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of t...
BOB HOPE
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
BOB HOPE
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till ...
BOB HOPE
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
BOB HOPE
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
BOB HOPE
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
BOB HOPE