I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?