I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.