I'd die for your sins, but I'd probably enjoy them first

it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle