Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle

it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator