If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working

it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle

I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!