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irreverent to ponder how the Son of God w... GEORGE MACDONALD A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... GERMANY KENT Now the whole offer which Christianity makes is this: that we can, if we let God have His way, come ... C.S. LEWIS I observe that a very large portion of the human race does not believe in God and suffers no visible... BERTRAND RUSSELL Using the scientific knowledge that we
currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE ...he seemed to grasp a deep understanding of the unfolding drama in which he had been caught. He se... GENE EDWARDS The Red Queen shook her head. "You may call it 'nonsense' if you like," she said, "but I've heard no... LEWIS CARROLL One of the most gracious dispensations of God concerning His saints is their lovely unawareness of s... W.E. (WILLIAM EDWIN) SANGSTER Feast of Peter & Paul, Apostles No man can be without his god. If he have not the true God to ble... RICHARD CHEVENIX TRENCH The vulgar think the God by analogy to man and so worship Him in the form of the Gods. The learned t... R. SCOTT BAKKER For if the honour paid to Him is shared by others, He altogether ceases to be worshipped, since His ... LACTANTIUS To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a go... NAPOLEON BONAPARTE If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... I think it's perfectly possible to explain how the universe came about without bringing God into it,... PHILIP PULLMAN The more God is glorified the more man is energic and the more satan is weak. INDONESIA123 Commemoration of Caroline Chisholm, Social Reformer, 1877 I can see no intellectual objection to ... DONALD O. SOPER He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. CRAIG GROESCHEL The language of the mystics cannot meet the language of science and reason, but nevertheless in a wo... RENE VOUILLAUME God created things which had free will. That means creatures which can go wrong or right. Some peopl... C.S. LEWIS Dr. Jubal Harshaw, professional clown, amateur subversive, and parasite by choice, had long attempte... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN If God really existed, it would be necessary to abolish Him. MIKHAIL BAKUNIN Yet, if he would, man cannot live all to this world. If not
religious, he will be superstitious. ... THEODORE PARKER Sadly enough, some people are insecure in such a way that they cannot bear the thought of the sovere... CRISS JAMI You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW His Omnipotence means power to do all that is intrinsically possible, not to do the intrinsically im... C.S. LEWIS God is not anybody's problem, nor are the many paths to him. However, man is God's problem. Most of ... SUZY KASSEM Men will allow God to be everywhere but on his throne. They will allow him to be in his workshop to ... CHARLES HADDON SPURGEON That Jones shall worship the god within him turns out ultimately to mean that Jones shall worship Jo... G.K. CHESTERTON And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ. BIBLE If you believe that God is good and that He loves you without regard to whom you are or what you do,... BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA There is this one thing that I never ever want to know, and that is knowing how to give up on a true... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The self-centered regret which a man feels when his sin has found him out -- the wish, compounded of... JAMES DENNEY Commemoration of Ethelburga, Abbess of Barking, 675 Most Christians would agree with C. S. Lewis... CLARK H. PINNOCK I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER To the spiritual perplexity which exercised so many of the rarest souls of the nineteenth century, G... JOHN BAILLIE Ah! If you have a self-will in your hearts, pray to God to uproot it. Have you self-love? Beseech th... CHARLES HADDON SPURGEON After our first parents had sinned, if God had changed His mind about the goodness of the human body... DAVID L. HATTON I reverse the phrase of Voltaire, and say that if God really existed, it would be necessary to aboli... MIKHAIL BAKUNIN The universe is so vast, so immense, we can never expect to explore it all. It is in effect, not so ... CHRISTINA ENGELA Continuing a series on God and the human condition: That Jones shall worship the "god within him" ... G. K. CHESTERTON The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL The physique of a Messiah. But too clever to believe in God or be convinced of his own mission. And ... ALDOUS HUXLEY TANSTAAFL: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch. PIERRE DOS UTT To me, to whom God hath revealed his Son, in a Gospel, by a Church, there can be no way of salvation... JOHN DONNE How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS Feast of Lawrence, Deacon at Rome, Martyr, 258 There are doubtless many reasons for the degener... J. B. PHILLIPS If God wanted us to play football in the air, then he would have built a pitch in the clouds BRIAN CLOUGH To please God… to be a real ingredient in the divine happiness… to be loved by God, not merely p... C.S. LEWIS A man may go into the field and say his prayer and be aware of God, or he may be in Church and be aw... MEISTER ECKHART We should know that faith is a gift of God, and that it may not be given to men, except it be gracio... JOHN WYCLIFFE If you had a friend you refused to talk to, eventually you couldn't keep calling that person a frien... CRAIG GROESCHEL Ask God to use you. Ask Him to show you how you can be a blessing everywhere you go. Keep honoring H... GERMANY KENT Feast of Vincent de Paul, Founder of the Congregation of the Mission (Lazarists), 1660 If you hav... MEISTER ECKHART Man can certainly flee from God... but he cannot escape him. He can certainly hate God and be hatefu... KARL BARTH David was caught in a very uncomfortable position; however, he seemed to grasp a deep understanding ... GENE EDWARDS I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. JULES RENARD if someone got to see the Beautiful itself, absolute, pure, unmixed, not polluted by human flesh or ... PLATO Even Lot might have been mistaken. But that’s what he promised ‘em – his virgin daughters, you... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Having arrived at this point, he had found no direction in which to go save that of further withdraw... PAUL BOWLES The symbol of a drama, a symphony, or a dance is useful to correct a certain absurdity which may ari... C.S. LEWIS They were in a better condition, acknowledging only a terror above them flaming on that unknown moun... GEORGE MACDONALD Let your light shine as an inspiration to humanity and BE THE REASON someone believes in the goodnes... GERMANY KENT Commemoration of Bartolomè de las Casas, Apostle to the Indies, 1566 If God said, "I forgi... GEORGE MACDONALD Time determines the occurrence of possibilities and impossibilities, but God determines the time for... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I wouldn't put it past God to arrange a virgin birth if He wanted, but I very much doubt if He would... DAVID JENKINS My conduct with my friends is motivated: each being is, I believe, incapable on his own, of going to... GEORGES BATAILLE You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I handed them a script and they turned it down. It was too controversial. It talked about concepts l... GENE RODDENBERRY Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force. FLAVIUS JOSEPHUS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS Having placed himself on the level of the world for humans to choose between, God nevertheless stipu... MARK A. TIETJEN Having placed himself on the level of the world for humans to choose between, God nevertheless stipu... MARK A. TIETJEN If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores. MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Strife -- in philosophy, religion, and politics -- has certainly gained so much ground that it is im... JAN AMOS COMENIUS It is a serious thing to live in a society of possible Gods and Goddesses. To remember that the dull... C.S. LEWIS I've wanted to be a writer since I was a boy, though it seemed an unlikely outcome since I showe... GARRISON KEILLOR My mother always used to say, 'Well, if you had been born a little girl growing up in Egypt, you... JANE GOODALL But if any man say unto you, This is offered in sacrifice unto idols, eat not for his sake that shew... BIBLE What is ‘truth’?” Mike asked. (“What is Truth?” asked a Roman judge, and washed his hands ... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Nature never taught me that there exists a God of glory and of infinite majesty. I had to learn that... C.S. LEWIS People themselves makes a lots of mistakes and still loves himself,
and they never forget a single m... OM BENIWAL You can not change what happened or bring back the past. But you can change the future by being stro... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA The scientific method gives us
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HEINLEIN A community where everyone is a ruthless murderer, with handy access to death-dealing devices, is a ... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Every general prohibition creates its bootleggers. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Heroism' often consists in keeping your head in an emergency and doing the best you can with what yo... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurtin... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Everybody lies about sex. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " ... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Work is not an end in itself; there must always be time enough for love. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Take big bites. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal ... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet you can't win. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I came, I saw, she conquered." The original Latin seems to have been garbled. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you ... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Live and learn, or you don't live long. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodn... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN There is no such thing as "Just a cat. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Customs tell a man who he is, where he belongs, what he must do. Better illogical customs than none;... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Find out what you want to do, then do it. Never talk yourself into doing something you don’t want.... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Television leaves no external scars. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Some people insist that ‘mediocre’ is better than ‘best.’ They delight in clipping wings bec... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Dress yourself in heavy fishing waders, put on an overcoat and boxing gloves and a bucket over your ... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Library science was the foundation of all sciences. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN You can't believe what a lovely planet we have until you see her from outside. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The Mother Thing makes our world. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Everybody else specializes. Daddy knows everything, and he puts the pieces together. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN More depended on the student than on the school. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Mother had the social restraint of an ambassador. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I needed a space suit the way a pig needs a pipe organ. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN