If I were to draw on a paper what gym does for me, I would make one dot and then I would erase it.

I would make an anonymous call and say, this is someone who cares, do you know what kind of children you have?

This is one rule about mixing boys and girls: that a date always comes first.

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

If you had watched any of those three wonderful films, you would have caught Vampire Gym Teacher # 2: Back to Cruel, where the vampire hunter ties a vampire chick to the shower and tortures her by turning on the water. They can‟t stand water, even if it‟s not holy water.

Oh, I just wasted two hundred dollars on a gym membership, which I didn’t use…even once. My shorts are getting shorter. Lately I’ve been looking like a slut—unintentionally of course.