If my mother will not go to heaven, I renounce the privilege

There is no greater heaven the heart of a loving mother

There is no greater heaven than the heart of a loving mother
She takes care of you when you are still in her womb.
She nurtures you after you are born.
She hurts when you fall,
She celebrates when you make your first steps.
She is the only person who genuinely cares about you.
She loves you as she loves herself.
Her heart is your true paradise.
I love you mama.

The best way to earn paradise in the afterlife is to create it in your life and in the life of your neighbor

Theologians should study in a seminary and before graduating they should make a visit to heaven and hell after which they should submit their thesis and graduate.

Some men are sent to heaven by torturers who thought they were doing god's work by sending them to hell