Theologians should study in a seminary and before graduating they should make a visit to heaven and hell after which they should submit their thesis and graduate.

The best way to earn paradise in the afterlife is to create it in your life and in the life of your neighbor

There is no greater heaven the heart of a loving mother

If my mother will not go to heaven, I renounce the privilege

Some men are sent to heaven by torturers who thought they were doing god's work by sending them to hell

You cannot end a theology class without hearing these recurrent words "maybe", "it seems to me", "perhaps", "the unique reason may be that", "my belief on this subject is that", "there are many interpretations to how", etc. All of which indicate a lack of certainty. It's not surprising in a class with the task to study the invisible god