Some men are sent to heaven by torturers who thought they were doing god's work by sending them to hell

There is no greater heaven the heart of a loving mother

If my mother will not go to heaven, I renounce the privilege

The best way to earn paradise in the afterlife is to create it in your life and in the life of your neighbor

Theologians should study in a seminary and before graduating they should make a visit to heaven and hell after which they should submit their thesis and graduate.

Neither Heaven nor Hell are far from routine. The biggest danger lies in the perception of the proximity.