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JON STEWART I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don&#...
BRUCE LIPTON If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news?
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM If the news isn't there, don't create it. If I look at local news, I don't know what'...
WILLIE HERENTON I don't watch too much TV when it comes to sports or news or things like that.
COLIN KAEPERNICK I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news ... if y...
FRANK ZAPPA People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch w...
JASON SUDEIKIS If you look up the definition of news in the dictionary, it isn't what you watch on TV.
VAL KILMER Today, the news is scandals; that is news, but the many children who don't have food - that'...
POPE FRANCIS You don't tell us how to stage the news and we don't tell you how to cover it.
LARRY SPEAKES I don't watch the news because I wouldn't leave the house. I would not leave the house.
ELIZABETH RODRIGUEZ Being the family's literate one, my wife doesn't watch television much, preferring third-wor...
STEVE ERICKSON You can watch Chanel fashion shows and watch the news. Fortunately you don't have to choose. I a...
MAIWENN What I don't like so much is people who - how do you say this? - who make judgments over the gen...
JOHN DE MOL, JR. The price of being close to the President is delivering bad news. You fail him if you don't tell...
DONALD RUMSFELD Well, if you don't want your relatives and friends to die, help me spread the news. Let people k...
ALEX CHIU I'm sort of obsessed with the news. That is a syndrome. But I don't watch a whole lot of TV.
SAM WATERSTON I'm my own artist, and I see artists as movies. No one should try to change them for anything. I...
ZEDD The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jo...
STEPHEN COLBERT Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great ...
ANNE FRANK The good news is dollars don't vote, people do.
DAVE BRAT I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he&...
NORM MACDONALD I am in the fighting game. I don't care about anything else. I don't watch the news, I don&#...
CONOR MCGREGOR I like to get home, flop on the couch, and watch Sky Sports News. I'm just your average bloke.
ALFIE ALLEN If you don't like my movies, don't watch them.
DARIO ARGENTO If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news?
DR. ROBERT ANTHONY If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news?.
DR. ROBERT ANTHONY If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news?
WILLIAM SOMERSET MAUGHAM If you watch the news, you see politicians use human vulnerabilities to get in and earn people's...
MORENA BACCARIN I don't listen to the news. I don't read the newspaper unless it's eccentric information...
MAIRA KALMAN You don't hear things that are bad about your company unless you ask. It is easy to hear good ti...
THOMAS J. WATSON Good news and bad news. You are going to live, is the good news. It's going to be a horrible life if...
JUSTIN CARROLL I don't even watch Fox News usually in the prime time hours because I'm home with my kids an...
MEGYN KELLY If people don't know who you are, they're not going to listen to your message. And not every...
AARON SCHOCK The world is a beautiful place
to be born into
if you don't mind happiness
not always...
LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I do...
JACK DEE I can't remember exactly, but the White House is not keen on people going on Fox News. It's ...
AUSTAN GOOLSBEE I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
WES "SCOOP" NISKER If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own
WES NISKER You wake up thinking you might hear about it in the news. Sometimes, I'll go on the Internet or watc...
MICHAEL OLOWOKANDI If you don't like what you're doing, then don't do it.
RAY BRADBURY We take what's shown on television as the truth, and it isn't. News isn't even the truth...
VAL KILMER If you are a great news organization, you can't have the best obtainable version of the truth if...
CARL BERNSTEIN TV news is what you want it to be, and if you want it to be different, take a look at what you watch...
AARON BROWN I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life...
JOHN OLIVER I don't like how women's bodies are Page 3 news. I just don't think that's big news....
ELIZA DOOLITTLE There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good...
UNKNOWN You know the policy, they follow while printing news. 'If you cannot get any real news, just fake it...
APURVA GAGLANI Horror films have always been quite operatic for me. I always sort of scratch my head at people'...
BRYAN FULLER If the gospel isn't good news for everybody, then it isn't good news for anybody.
ROB BELL I don't have to deal with the issues of the daily news cycle.
RON SUSKIND In general, when I watch cable news during the day, it's frustrating because it reminds me of a ...
DON LEMON If you don't like the way the Atlanta Braves are playing then you don't like baseball.
CHUCK TANNER Sometimes, you'll watch the news and you'll see two-year-old boys in South Africa, wearing &...
JAMES VANDERBILT It's gotten to the point where it's big news when I don't do a horror film.
DONALD PLEASENCE Your latest news is just news being repeated over and over again. It's old news already.
ANDONI GARCIA Don't overstate Fox News. It's still much smaller than the least of the network niches.
TOM BROKAW The bad news is time flies like an arrow and the good news is the bow is in your hands.
VIKRANT PARSAI I like to watch the Fox News Network. I like 'Nightline.' I like to watch 'The Sopranos,...
ERIK ESTRADA I live in Spain. Oscars are something that are on TV Sunday night. Basically, very late at night. Yo...
JAVIER BARDEM As CNN saw our growth in African-American viewership, they affirmed a fundamental truth of news cove...
SOLEDAD O'BRIEN The sheep-people don't think for themselves anymore. You can say anything and it's the gospe...
BIG BOI You don't want to go around willy-nilly suing news organizations. That's probably self-defea...
BILL KELLER The good news is that the bad news can be turned into good news when you change your attitude.
ROBERT H. SCHULLER I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchor...
AARON MCGRUDER One thing we seem to be missing is that just as we no longer search for the news, the news finds us ...
ERIK QUALMAN As an entrepreneur, what drives you has to be the good news; otherwise, you just don't get out o...
NATALIE MASSENET I don't think it's about playing and singing, to be honest. That seems like old news, you kn...
ESPERANZA SPALDING You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like...
BEBE REXHA I do feel like the media is one of the biggest problems. If you look at all these rolling news chann...
FINN JONES You have to show violence the way it is. If you don't show it realistically, then that's imm...
ROMAN POLANSKI You don't see many Jon Jones's.
DANIEL CORMIER I think, whenever you're doing anything, you don't want anyone anywhere to watch it and thin...
CLAIRE FOY Don't try to guess what it is people want and give it to them. Don't ask for a show of hands...
AARON SORKIN If you think technology can solve your security problems, then you don't understand the problems...
BRUCE SCHNEIER You can't change nothing unless you want to change it, and then if you don't like whatever s...
BLAC CHYNA I do watch a lot of Fox News. I like Charles Krauthammer and Bill O'Reilly.
MARY TYLER MOORE If you hate redwoods, then you'll love Maxxam, ... Even if you love redwoods, you might like this st...
ERIC FRY If you don't have many possessions, then you don't need to work all your life like a slave t...
JOSE MUJICA I'm a hockey fan; I watch hockey, and I listen to the news.
ENRICO COLANTONI If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
MAYA ANGELOU News, news, news, my gossiping friends, I have wonderful news to tell, A lady by me her compli...
LORD LYTTON (EDWARD ROBERT BULWER LYTTON) ("OWEN MEREDITH") News is that which comes from the North, East, West and South, and if it comes from only one point o...
BENJAMIN DISRAELI News is that which comes from the North, East, West and South, and if it comes from only one point o...
BENJAMIN DISRAELI If you don't like me, it's your problem.
KAT DENNINGS When I'm not acting, I try to be normal, play golf, play hockey. It's funny because you'...
TAYLOR KITSCH Winning the election is a good-news, bad-news kind of thing. Okay, now you're the mayor. The bad...
CLINT EASTWOOD Don 't believe what you see on the news. People here love what you're doing.
BETH BINGHAM I don't listen to the news or read newspapers. I don't know what's going on in this worl...
DAVID CASSIDY If you wanna cross somebody, then do that. Don't act like it wasn't you.
SUGE KNIGHT The American people don't believe politicians. They don't believe business leaders or Hollyw...
JOHN YARMUTH The more real the murder is, the less interested I am in seeing it. It's hard enough to watch th...
BRYAN FULLER I watch people who are not driven by creativity any more, and I think how dull it must be to produce...
GEORGE MICHAEL The questions don't happen when you hit 30 homers, right? If you hit 30 home runs, you hit 40 do...
BILLY BUTLER I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don'...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN My blood runs cold when I hear the 'great news' that we have found a marker for the Down'...
SALLY PHILLIPS 85% of all video we watch is pre-recorded, so you can set your system to download it all the time. Y...
VINT CERF If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you hav...
JACKIE GLEASON I've always thought that it's good to watch the news to find out what everybody else is look...
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JON ENGLISH Yeah, that's the ticket.
JON LOVITZ I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
JON TROAST James Taylor may be an all-American boy but he isn't Horatio Alger, and the lionizing of many ro...
JON LANDAU Words without deeds is an affront to the principle that guides our Nation and makes a mockery of the...
JON CORZINE Some people think we're adrift without any guidelines. I don't. I think we've had instru...
JON VOIGHT I would still rather be in Silicon Alley. I like the West Coast also, but it's sort of fragmente...
JON ORINGER I am a huge admirer of Franklin Roosevelt's, and I believe social security has done untold good ...
JON MEACHAM Among the many problems with taking the Bible literally is it reduces the most mysterious and comple...
JON MEACHAM Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter...
JON KATZ One wonders whether the Obama re-election campaign may be on the right track as it seeks to apply th...
JON MEACHAM 'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff B...
JON LANDAU I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin...
JON SEDA I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t...
JON KRAKAUER With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ...
JON PORTER Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
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