Jon Stewart
Related If you're going to give people authority and hold them responsible and ultimately accountable fo... RANDY LERNER Our D.V.R.s make up the schedule of the shows that we're passionate about. You want Jon Stewart?... WARREN LITTLEFIELD If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention. SIMON COWELL In a leadership role in Iraq and in running my own business, what I've learned is if you don'... BRAD WENSTRUP AARON MCGRUDER KEVIN COSTNER Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON We give a lot of others significance in our lives even when they don't deserve it. It doesn'... GABRIELLE UNION If people don't feel they've got your attention, you're not going to succeed. BEN ELLIOT LIAM GALLAGHER DAN GABLE I have found people on both sides of the aisle, white and black, that'll give you the shirt off ... AL GREEN JAMES CORDEN MARY J. BLIGE It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON SHANE SMITH JEFF BEZOS You've always got to have that inner confidence in you. That's where it all starts. You'... SCOTT TOLZIEN JOHN MCENROE WHIT STILLMAN I think if you're going to master policy, especially world affairs, you've got to know histo... CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER LINDSEY VONN THEODORE ZELDIN DANNY DEVITO ALEX TABARROK If you're a poker player and you show up at a casino at 8 a.m., you're going to be by yourse... CHRIS MONEYMAKER And as an actor - or even as a person in the industry - if you're unwilling to change, you'r... CLINT HOWARD NICOLE KIDMAN HUNTER S. THOMPSON RICHARD DAWKINS It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON GARY VAYNERCHUK GEORGE HORACE LORIMER JOHNNY CASH If people are worried, if they're fearful, if they feel a sense of grievance or that they're... DAN PINK IRVINE WELSH STEVE CASE TOM CRUISE ANTHONY HAMILTON If you're only going to give away 50 percent of your wealth... c'mon. I'm going to do mu... DANIEL A. D'ANIELLO NICOLE POLIZZI FRANK PERDUE BEN HOROWITZ ANTONIN SCALIA BARRY GOLDWATER COLIN TREVORROW If you're sitting in that audience ready to fight me from the very beginning, I'm going to h... BETTY CARTER FRANCIS CHAN RAMEZ NAAM The marketing costs are insane now. So even if you've got a picture like 'Flipped' which... ROB REINER TOM BENSON EMILIE AUTUMN CARSON WENTZ But you've got to make choices, and you're not going to be right all the time. EARL BUTZ BILLY WILDER BOB MCNAIR SHIRLEY MANSON COREY TAYLOR MARCO RUBIO If you're going to play a villain, there's no greater compliment than being told that you gi... VALORIE CURRY If you're a coach, you've got to have a lot of confidence in what you're doing. Your ego... BUD GRANT When you're young, you don't have any experience - you're charged up, but you're out... NEIL YOUNG You've got to be yourself, and if you're not, you're a phony. It comes shining through i... JACK HARBAUGH RUSH LIMBAUGH The way I see it, if you're going to make an action movie, you've got to make one with John ... CHRISTIAN SLATER COLIN KAEPERNICK JIM HENSON JOHN IRVING If you're middle aged... where're you going to go to meet someone? You're not going to g... ELIZABETH PERKINS If you're an actor, you're at the mercy of a script. You've got far more control if you&... KATHRYN PRESCOTT At some point, you've got to realize, you're either a leading man or you're not. LARRY HOVIS You're going to be friends with people longer than you're going to be teammates in this game... FREDDIE FREEMAN LOUIS V. GERSTNER, JR. COLIN KAEPERNICK RUSSELL SIMMONS At an individual level just as much as a corporate level, this notion of if you're not really pa... JOHN HAGEL III MEL BROOKS JEFF FOXWORTHY SAM WALTON GAVIN NEWSOM If you're a basketball player, you've got to shoot. OSCAR ROBERTSON It's good to go out and entertain these people, and you've got them on the edge of their sea... OWEN HART HILLARY CLINTON KOBE BRYANT A lot of people give actors credit when they gain weight for a role in a drama when they win an Osca... MIKE O'MALLEY RYAN REYNOLDS NEWT GINGRICH J. J. WATT COLIN KAEPERNICK If you're nice, if you like yourself, if you treat other people well, you're going to be suc... DANNEL MALLOY DALE CARNEGIE Life is fragile. We're not guaranteed a tomorrow so give it everything you've got. TIM COOK J. COLE I worked in three local news markets and in every single one of them, they said: 'You're a l... ELIZABETH VARGAS If we're going to talk about our businesses, we're going to have to talk about them within t... BARRY DILLER People will make mean comments. People are going to say that you're fat, that you're this, t... ASHLEY BENSON I think positive. I always think we're going to score. Two minutes is a lot of time if you have ... DAN MARINO You've got to bring it. You've got to make sure people feel the energy you're trying to ... CHAD KELLY If you're a photographer, they give you a camera. If you're a writer, they give you a typewr... DOUG HARVEY
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Once you give up rights, they're not going to give them back. 
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Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight. 
If you're going to stay in the Olympics, you've got to be entertaining and get sponsorship. 
If you're big at school, you've really got two choices. You're going to be a target. If ... 
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If you're going to do something that's going to cause offence to people, you're always g... 
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Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said. 
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