If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.

You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.