I'm fast, great and unstoppable! You're a train??

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.

Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.