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Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.


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MEGAN »Das Prinzip Moral verstehe ich nicht.«
»Das überrascht mich nicht im geringsten.«
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GEORGE BURNS Life's but a day at most.
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GEORGE BURNS If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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GEORGE BURNS I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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GEORGE BURNS At my age flowers scare me.
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GEORGE BURNS I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
GEORGE BURNS Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
GEORGE BURNS Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.
GEORGE BURNS I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
GEORGE BURNS I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can'...
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GEORGE BURNS I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
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GEORGE BURNS Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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GEORGE BURNS When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered ecce...
GEORGE BURNS If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I...
GEORGE BURNS You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
GEORGE BURNS Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can c...
GEORGE BURNS I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoyed than be a success at something I hate.
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GEORGE BURNS Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who'll give you a little love, a little aff...
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GEORGE BURNS Fortunately,
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GEORGE BURNS Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
GEORGE F. BURNS I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty
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GEORGE F. BURNS Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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GEORGE F. BURNS At my age flowers scare me.
GEORGE F. BURNS I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate
GEORGE F. BURNS Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
GEORGE F. BURNS The reason we're doing this now is because I'm booked to play Pasadena the week of my 100th birthday
GEORGE F. BURNS This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
GEORGE F. BURNS I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
GEORGE F. BURNS I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
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GEORGE F. BURNS I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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GEORGE F. BURNS Life's but a day at most.
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PAT BURNS I got hit with an octopus in Detroit one time. It was the most gross thing I've ever had happen....
PAT BURNS It was a lovely feeling, dying. I can remember being in the hospital, all wired up to tubes and thin...
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KEN BURNS I don't believe that a hydrogen economy depends on a carbon economy at all.
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PETE BURNS Nae man can tether time or tide.
ROBERT BURNS An Atheist's laugh's a poor exchange For Deity offended!
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PETE BURNS His locked, lettered, braw brass collar, Shewed him the gentleman and scholar.
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ROBERT BURNS The landlord's laugh was ready chorus.
ROBERT BURNS O, wad some Power the giftie gie us
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It wad frae monie a b...
ROBERT BURNS Let us do or die.
ROBERT BURNS Prudent, cautious self-control, is wisdom's root.
ROBERT BURNS Critics! Those cut-throat bandits in the paths of fame.
ROBERT BURNS Learn taciturnity and let that be your motto!
ROBERT BURNS When chill November's surly blast make fields and forest bare.
ROBERT BURNS Had we never lov'd sae kindly, Had we never lov'd sae blindly, Never met -- or never parted -- we ha...
ROBERT BURNS Suspense is worst than disappointment.
ROBERT BURNS A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but rather the careers of those who w...
H.S.M. BURNS The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley.
ROBERT BURNS Their sighing , canting , grace-proud faces, their three-mile prayers, and half-mile graces.
ROBERT BURNS Dare to be honest and fear no labor.
ROBERT BURNS The Thames is liquid history.
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ROBERT BURNS How wretched is the person who hangs on by the favors of the powerful.
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ROBERT BURNS There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing.
ROBERT BURNS Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised th...
ROBERT BURNS Ae fond kiss, and then we sever!
A farewell, and then forever!
Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll ...
ROBERT BURNS The great Creator to revere
Must sure become the creature;
But still the preaching cant forbea...
ROBERT BURNS His locked, lettered, braw brass collar, Shewed him the gentleman and scholar.
ROBERT BURNS Gars auld claes look amaist as weel's the new.
ROBERT BURNS The daisy's for simplicity and unaffected air.
ROBERT BURNS Even thou who mournst the daisy's fate, That fate is thine--no distant date; Stern Ruin's plou...
ROBERT BURNS Man's inhumanity to man Makes countless thousands mourn!
ROBERT BURNS It is cruelty to be humane to rebels, and humanity is cruelty. [Fr., Contre les rebelles c'est cru...
ROBERT BURNS Ilk cowslip cup shall kep a tear.
ROBERT BURNS And wild-scatter'd cowslips bedeck the green dale.
ROBERT BURNS Contented wi' little, and cantie wi' mair.
ROBERT BURNS I'll be merry and free, I'll be sad for nae-body; If nae-body cares for me, I'll care fo...
ROBERT BURNS To liken them to your auld-warld squad, I must needs say comparisons are odd.
ROBERT BURNS Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.
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