Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

I'm fast, great and unstoppable! You're a train??

The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.

The financial crisis should not become an excuse to raise taxes, which would only undermine the economic growth required to regain our strength.