I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear