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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.


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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
ANONYMOUS I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
SPIKE MILLIGAN I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
SPIKE MILLIGAN It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be ther...
WOODY ALLEN dont be afraid of death, be afraid of the unlived life.
NATALIE BABBITT I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE Woody Allen sets are very quiet. Extraordinary sense of power from a man who doesn't do anything...
F. MURRAY ABRAHAM I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT i am not afraid of death , i just like it here
AHMED A. MUHAMMAD Dont strew me with roses after Im dead. When Death claims the light of my brow,No flowers of life wi...
THOMAS F. HEALEY There are not many A-list directors who get to make the movies they want to make. I know two: Woody ...
MARTIN LANDAU If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG We know what to expect from Woody. I love Woody. I still talk to Woody. But when I go out there to f...
ALBERT PUJOLS It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL Death comes to you soon when you are afraid of it, so you have to live as you will not have to be af...
NISHI DE SILVA dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo...
KURT COBAIN when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa...
DALLY SALAD I just want to show off my scar proudly and not be afraid of it.
CARLY SIMON Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN My doctor said I dont use the same side of the brain everyone else uses. lol.. Im insane laawwwwdd ....
NERISSA IRVING I am not afraid of death, but would not want to die in some obscure or pointless way.
ISABELLE EBERHARDT When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that 'he may tarry,' we see the origin of every ...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak...
NERISSA IRVING sometimes the whole internet and world also seems the whole piece of mud, and it kills me... but i d...
SVETLANA SHCHEDRINA | LUCKYOPTIMIST i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD I dont know what happens to country.
CORMAC MCCARTHY But in this case, he had my cell phone and my phone was ringing and I had just come back from Austra...
RADHA MITCHELL Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn...
ANTONY SHER My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES ...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who d...
ADAM LEVIN I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's tak...
MARC MARON I'm the one not caring. I'm the one pretending the Earth isn't shattering all around me because I do...
SUSAN BETH PFEFFER I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favor...
ZOE LISTER-JONES Don't be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don't have to live forever, you just hav...
NATALIE BABBITT If you don’t have a goal and don’t know where you want to be and when you want be there. You are...
AHMED ALI ANJUM New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody A...
RADHA MITCHELL I'm not afraid of death but I am afraid of dying.
DEREK JARMAN I'm afraid to be alone, I'm afraid not to be alone. I'm afraid of what I am, what I'm not, what I mi...
MICHELLE PFEIFFER After working with Woody Allen, sharing screen space with De Niro was a dream come true.
ANUPAM KHER But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done.
TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.
RANDY K. MILHOLLAND Sometimes it's like: If something terrifies you, you should totally do it BECAUSE it terrifies you. ...
JONATHAN SACCONE-JOLY I wanted to work with Mike Leigh. I had my list of British people I wanted to work with, and I wante...
CARMEN EJOGO People are not afraid of death, they just are not. The only thing they are afraid of is of the unkno...
TJARDO C. POMPSTRA I'm such a big fan of Woody Allen. I once tried staying at the same hotel as him, hoping I would...
DEEPIKA PADUKONE WhatEver May Be The Problems, Dont Be Afraid, Think That They Are The Questions Infront Of You As An...
P. P. GURUMAULI ANNA SAHEB MORE Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
COLIN TREVORROW Woody Allen movies notwithstanding, therapy, in the early eighties, was not exactly a hot conversati...
DAN HILL I don't think you'll find a better warrior than Woody. If you're not going to have your ace on the m...
JASON MARQUIS I'm not afraid of death because I don't believe in it.
It's just getting out of one car, and in...
JOHN LENNON Marriage is like death, do not be afraid, when your time comes, your time comes.
ARMAAN KHALID When I had to leave she kissed me on both cheeks - a thing she had never done before - and said, 'Th...
ROBERTSON DAVIES Growing up, my two favorite books were Woody Allen's 'Side Effects' and Phyllis Diller&#...
JILL DAVIS When I went to Paris, I had a lot of ideas about it that were formed in the sort of ether that flows...
ROSECRANS BALDWIN I'm not afraid of death, but I'm in no hurry to die. I have so much I want to do first.
STEPHEN HAWKING Very few people have actually read Freud, but everyone seems prepared to talk about him in that Wood...
BILLY COLLINS You dont got to be the best, you just got to want it more than the next mother fucker
CHRIS MACHADO I don't wanna be lonely I just wanna be alone
SILVERCHAIR I'm not afraid of death. Death's afraid of me.
LEE CHILD Woody Allen is really the ultimate. I love that he believed in himself enough to do what he did. And...
MINDY KALING Well, obviously I was excited by the idea that Woody Allen was going to direct it. But at the same t...
RADHA MITCHELL I would love to have a long and serious conversation with the Pope. And Woody Allen, whom I have nev...
CHARLIE ROSE Though we are terrorized by death, it's not different from birth, it just happens
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone,it doesn't matter...
GUNDO MULAUDZI people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ Don't be afraid to feel as angry or as loving as you can, because when you feel nothing, it's just...
LENA HORNE Don't be afraid to feel as angry or as loving as you can, because when you feel nothing, it's just d...
LENA HORNE Your principal motive on a movie set is to get the film made, but on a Woody Allen set, there's ...
REBECCA HALL It doesn't matter to me. I'm not worried about all that stuff. I don't want to be caught up in all t...
RUSS ORTIZ Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr...
HARRY S TRUMAN I was afraid that after drinking Ayahuasca and experiencing death that I would get reckless and care...
GERARD ARMOND POWELL Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY I'm not afraid of death but I am afraid of dying. Pain can be alleviated by morphine but the pain of...
DEREK JARMAN you really think im happy what just because i smile haha thats a joke is the devil good just because...
AMBER FAITH HUN I'm a big fan of 'Woody Allen' movies, so I like all the actresses in his movies like &#...
EMILY PERKINS Im going to Invest in a Turtle shell so i dont have to Watch MY Back. add ME to the Ninja Turtles Li...
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve...
AARON KATZ I shouldn't be afraid of my fears but be afraid of being afraid of my fears because if I fail I want...
RILEY MICHARD The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhar...
ELLEN DEGENERES Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble ...
JUDITH VIORST Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as n...
JUDITH VIORST I dont want to be broke down I want to be built up and vice versa I dont want to break down but buil...
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