I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.